You have nothing to fear.
Just do what you're told and everything will be peachy.
Remember that doozy.
Nebraska patrol required invasive vaginal exams for female hires
The Nebraska State Patrol has for years forced female recruits to
submit to invasive, medically unnecessary pelvic exams performed by a
male doctor before they can be hired, according to a new federal lawsuit
that has prompted a criminal investigation.
State Trooper Brienne
Splittgerber filed the lawsuit Tuesday against the patrol, the state of
Nebraska, two former patrol heads and various other people, accusing
them of creating a hostile work environment for women.
upon learning of these allegations in June, the Governor instructed his
Chief Human Resources Officer to review this matter, which has
subsequently resulted in a criminal investigation by the State Patrol,"
Taylor Gage, a spokesman for Gov. Pete Ricketts, said in a written
State Patrol spokesman Cody Thomas said no
NSP recruits have undergone the pelvic exams since December 2016. Thomas
did not comment on who was under investigation.
lawsuit seeks unspecified damages, saying women recruits for years have
been required to undress from the waist down for a vaginal and rectal
examination. The lawsuit says Splittgerber was told the exam was
required to check for hernias, but male recruits were generally not
required to undress or undergo such invasive exams.
the plaintiff and other female trooper candidates to a medically
unnecessary and sexually invasive procedure is outrageous conduct which
goes beyond all possible bounds of decency and is utterly intolerable in
a civilized community," according to the lawsuit, filed by Omaha
attorney Tom White.
I predict the crack detectives they assign this case will come up with the ole snafu fubar interpretation of statute trick.
Imagine what they do to the perps.
I actually find it funny when cops find out what assholes cops are.
Dudley Do Rights indeed.