Man,77,arrested after dousing girlfriend in sex lube
A 77-year-old Florida man doused his 72-year-old girlfriend in “sex lube” after his request to get intimate was rejected by the victim, police allege.
According to an arrest affidavit,
Roger Archambault squirted the lubricant “all over the victim’s
shoulder and neck” around 11 PM Friday. Archambault, cops said, “wanted
to have sex with the victim” and acted “when she denied him.”
I could be wrong but you gotta get the lube in the right place papaw.
If you need lube you ain't the dude.
Some peoples grandparents I swear.