Showing posts with label Cowboys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cowboys. Show all posts

Thursday, August 18, 2016

So I was minding my own business

When this happens

Totally uncalled for I feel like a macroagression has been committed against me.
I demand satisfaction in the form of discretionary fundage.
Your insolence has been noted and you will on the list for a fortnight at least.
Thanks former blog buddy:)
Oh yeah fuck Jerry Jones.
That is all.

Sunday, September 13, 2015

I'll take it

You play to win the game.

How bout dem Cowboys

Dallas crushes the giants 38-14 bank it.

Well that 2012 thing didn't work out to well.
 I'm sure it was a fluke.
Flame away commenters.

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Dear Cowboys haters

You know who you are you lowdown scallywags.I wasn't even mad about that 4th and ten play bros.
They didn't put them away and they lost.
NFC East champs and a home playoff win I'll take that every year.
You can't win the big one unless you are invited to the dance.
They woulda smoked the Seahawks though.
Baby steps baby,baby steps.
My Super Bowl picks were bad so you can get me on that not the Cowgirls.
Now Daytona awaits I need some left turns and some cool buds pronto.

Monday, January 5, 2015


Whoever's left in Detroit is pissed right now and I understand you got hosed.
But I was owed one by the Gods let me jog your memory.

 Benny Jewell Barnes (born March 3, 1951 in Lufkin, Texas) is a former American Football cornerback who played eleven seasons in the National Football League for the Dallas Cowboys. He is most famous for a questionable pass interference in Super Bowl XIII on Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Lynn Swann.

Questionable is being kind in the extreme.Maybe you won't have to wait 36 years.
I almost feel bad for ya'll.Almost:)

Next week Cowboys 23-14 some payback for the Ice Bowl we settle all family business this week.
Oh yeah Fuck Jerry Jones and his mascot.
It'd be better if he took up two of the cheap seats.As if!

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Fear the Star

Calling it a scalping is being too kind.Especially to the dastardly Redskins it is good to be me today.
I'm waiting for the meltdown but will stick with my Thanksgiving picks Dallas and Denver in a rematch a score of 27-10 would be most excellent some deja vu for me and you.
Bet it big sure as sure can get.

Sunday, December 21, 2014


Cowboys give the Colts a severe spurring 38-14.Take it to the bank.
I almost feel sorry for ya Big_Al almost:)

Monday, October 13, 2014

How bout dem Cowboys!!!

I didn't even watch it either.Figures I thought they would get smoked.I heard the word dominate thrown around today you know all that hyperbolic shit.
I have to admit I enjoy it when the Cowboys are doing well.
So I have that going for me.
Jerry Jones still blows though.

Yes Tony fool me once and all that.

Friday, July 25, 2014

There's something to look forward to

Romo says he can play at his peak for 4 or 5 more years

He wasn't joking, though, when he talked about the level of play you can expect from him going forward.

"I feel, personally, like I've just started to come into the player that I wanted to be six or seven years ago," the veteran signal caller said. "I think over the course of the next four to five years, you'll see the best version of me I've had through my career."

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.So another soul crushing mediocre 4 or 5 years in on tap.
Fuck Jerry Jones.

 Surprisingly that's the length of his contract.I didn't do a post on training camp opening yesterday
cause what's the point.They will suck as always but I will watch as always.