Showing posts with label Smart Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smart Shit. Show all posts

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Yes you most certainly do

Sometimes you just need to build a tree climbing robot chainsaw

The Hand Tool Rescue channel on YouTube does exactly what the name suggests: It salvages cool but aging tools, restores them, and gives them to people who need them. But enough practical matters.
Earlier this summer the HTR Instagram posted a video of this glorious Frankenstein contraption, a self-propelled wheeled machine that climbs a tree while wielding a running chainsaw that trims any branches—or anything else—in its way.
Behold the destructive power. Marvel at the craftsmanship. Ignore the little voice in your head that's wondering just why in the hell somebody would construct such a thing. As the post itself asks, however, you've got to wonder how to turn this thing off.

I love shit like this.
This is why we have nice things men and their infernal machines.

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Think like Hannabil

Hit em where they think you ain't.
Works like every time literally.
Not to say you won't be dislodged eventually but early success is easily within grasp.

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

21 huh I can do that standing on my head

Ejaculating 21 times a month could reduce the risk of prostate cancer 

You see, there’s a study making the rounds that suggests that regular ejaculation could protect men from prostate cancer – that’s important, considering prostate cancer is one of the most common cancers for men.
This isn’t the first bit of research to suggest this.
Back in 2015 a study suggested that men should aim for 21 orgasms a month to reduce the risk of prostate cancer, while a study in 2016 backed up the claims.

Why wasn't I informed of this.
There's a study that I can actually get behind.
I have been half assing my cancer prevention regime.
I plan on remedying that going forward.
Who knew disease prevention could be so enjoyable.

Monday, May 29, 2017

No means no

I usually say yes I like money more than sittin on my ass usually.
But that's just me YMMV.
Continue on.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

How to be an insufferable asshole

There I fixed the headline to more truly convey the meaning of the article.

How to be a reduceatarian

This term is meant to include all people striving to reduce consumption of animal products.
The first-ever Reducetarian Summit took place in Manhattan last weekend. Speakers and visitors from around the world came together to talk about the importance of reducing societal meat consumption and implementing effective strategies to make it happen.
The term ‘reducetarian’ was coined by Brian Kateman, an energetic young New Yorker who spent years advocating for recycling, composting, and other environmentally-friendly practices before realizing that reducing meat consumption was the single most effective action he could take to help the climate.

Look at the first comment on this load of uncomposted bovine excrement.
It will tell you all you need to know about the motivations of your betters.
I assume the army of know-it-alls who attended did so by bipedal locomotion and not by some sort of  locomotion requiring the burning of fossilized photosynthesizing entities.
Don't let them fool you their ultimate goal is to rid Gaia of all non believers.
Composting you and all the other meat eaters is just a bump on the road to their ultimate goal of devolution.
They love only the right animals and you ain't one.
Prepare accordingly.

Friday, December 4, 2015

I have a common sense proposal to end gun murders

Let's make it a law that you can't kill people with a gun for no reason.
Seems like a good place to start.
I'm pretty sure there is already one on the books saying murder is doubleplusungood but I think a specific law saying that killing someone with a gun for no acceptable reason is verboten.
It really is perplexing that folks don't know that murder with a gun is against the law.
It's possible they haven't been notified of this fact.
Maybe if we broadcast this fact widely we could end this murder by gun thing finally.
There it is so common sense it hurts.
I should make a single issue run for President on this platform.
You think Trump says says some outrageous shit wait till you see my press conferences.
Must see TV motherfuckers.
That is all.

Saturday, August 29, 2015

This just in

Gettin drunk and chasing pussy is good for you.
Who knew right?
I highly recommend it.
That is all.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Freedom is the key to everything

All the good shit follows that.No freedom=no good shit.It really is that simple.
 I had a big long rant all typed up.I deleted it the first sentence is all I need to say.
I'm tired of being cranky today so I'm gonna stop that.
I feel better already.

Monday, July 14, 2014

Some good news

Good guy with gun stops bad guy with gun usually.Good guy with no gun never.

School officials begin firearms training

Come fall, some North Texas teachers and school administrators will be armed, and many of them began training on Monday.
The school marshals could be teachers, coaches or any school employee, and they could be in any independent school district or charter school if the district wants them. It's the first program of its kind under a new Texas law modeled after the air marshal program.
"A regular patrol man, if you will, is going to take three to five minutes on the average, three minutes to respond to a call of an active shooter event. This is going to try to mitigate that,” said Raphael Perea, instructor at Tarrant County College Police Academy.
This was all set in motion by State Rep. Jason Villalba, who says he started creating what is now known as the Protection of Texas Children Act after hearing about the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary.
"Just because they are carrying a weapon doesn't mean they can suppress other crimes, like two kids fighting. That is not the intent of this law. That is not the intent of this training. The intent of this training is to make sure they are professional, carrying a weapon on school grounds," added Perea, a father of young children.

I'm all for it as long as there is continuing training.With the government being involved I'm thinking it will turn into a boondoggle.Hopefully the participants will take it seriously and stay proficient.
Still I like it and hope it works out and never has to be used. 

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Why I'm a prepper

As I said in a previous post I ain't as dumb as I look.I'm gonna try and not be helpless against the zombie horde.