The Hand Tool Rescue channel on YouTube does exactly what the name suggests: It salvages cool but aging tools, restores them, and gives them to people who need them. But enough practical matters.
Earlier this summer the HTR Instagram posted a video of this glorious Frankenstein contraption, a self-propelled wheeled machine that climbs a tree while wielding a running chainsaw that trims any branches—or anything else—in its way.
Behold the destructive power. Marvel at the craftsmanship. Ignore the little voice in your head that's wondering just why in the hell somebody would construct such a thing. As the post itself asks, however, you've got to wonder how to turn this thing off.
I love shit like this.
This is why we have nice things men and their infernal machines.