Showing posts with label Stupid Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid Shit. Show all posts

Monday, March 13, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Police tase suspect in Pickachu onesie during brawl outside A-town bar

A wild fight outside Ballston’s A-Town Bar & Grill last night resulted in two suspects being tased by police, including one man who was brawling while wearing a Pikachu onesie.
The incident happened around 9 p.m. on the 1000 block of N. Randolph Street. According to police, it started when the man in the Pikachu costume, Steven Goodwine, Jr., tried to pick a fight with the bouncers at A-Town after being kicked out of the bar’s weekly “Sunday Funday” festivities.
Goodwine “became aggressive with the door staff and Mr. Reid attempted to intervene,” according to what may be the longest item ever on an Arlington County Police Department daily crime report (below).
Police arrived and tried to break up the fight between Goodwine and Reid, according to the crime report. The men allegedly stopped fighting with each other and started fighting with police. Both suspects were tased during the fracas and Goodwine tried to flee, but both were eventually taken into custody and no one was seriously injured, police say.

That is gonna be an expensive drunk right there.
I know exactly how the scenario played  out I've seen it a million times.
Some peoples kids I swear.

I've got to admit something though.
That deserves a beatdown maybe an extenuating circumstances defense is in order.
Or a double dumbass defense will carry the day.


Saturday, March 4, 2017

Fuck off already again

How to organize your fridge properly

THINK you are a master of fridge management?
Convinced you know how to stack, store and shelve the various products you are currently chilling?
The Good House Keeping Institute has released their guide to refrigerator organisation and you may be surprised by the recommendations.

Why would I be surprised by some expert asshole telling me I'm doing it wrong?
I get that shit all the time especially from government type assholes.
Fuck those dudes and these fridge experts.
What would I ever do without fucking experts.
By the way my way is way better anyways.
Imagine that I do shit the way I like.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

I'm a bit skeptical

Daytona 500 sells out for second consecutive year in a row

The Daytona 500, which will be televised live on FOX at 2 p.m. ET Sunday, has sold out.
Daytona International Speedway track president Chip Wile made the announcement Saturday afternoon during the XFINITY Series race at the 2.5-mile superspeedway. He said all reserved grandstand — or stadium — seats had been purchased for the second consecutive year.
“The ticket demand for the Daytona 500 continues to be a constant in our sport,” Wile said. “Likewise, the race continues to be the perfect kickoff to a new NASCAR season, showcasing the unique and energized at-track experience that our sport – and our stadium – provides to our fans.
“This is the most prestigious event on the NASCAR schedule and a true American sports tradition. Fans have always recognized those facts.

Unlike a few years ago there's 60,000 fewer seats.
Crowing about a sellout of a race that a few short years ago would have been a 66% showup is a sign of desperation only surpassed by me at closing time.
Keep on fucking that chicken NASCAR.
Now is really my time too with an Elliott back in prime position for wins.
They lost me in their search for hipsters and douchebags and won't get me back.
Plus I was stuck with Kasey Kahne.
A first class seller of women's NASCAR wear but a decidedly less than mediocre driver.
I you want a wall knocked down he's the motherfucker you want though.
Some peoples rednecks I swear.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

An Evergreen headline

Al Gore still demented after all these years

"Every night on the television news now is like a nature hike through the Book of Revelation," lamented Al Gore in his opening remarks for the Climate & Health Meeting. After all these years, he still has a demented penchant for apocalyptic exaggeration. Though it can occasionally rain frogs and fish (and even golf balls), the oceans have not yet turned to blood and and no one needs to remove any wax seals from that scroll just yet.

See what I did there.
I can't add much more.
ManBearPig has done all the beclownment to himself.
He was almost President talk about mental defectives.