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Showing posts with label Stupid Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid Shit. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

So you're telling me diversity is bad,eh

Pardon my French:Quebec eases up on dozens of English terms,including grilled cheese

For decades, the guardians of the French language in Quebec have waged a relentless battle against encroachments of English into everyday life. So it's no small matter that the watchdogs have given their blessing to the humble grilled-cheese sandwich.
Under a new policy from the Office québécois de la langue française, "grilled-cheese" is now one of several English terms considered acceptable in French in Quebec. In a province where safeguarding French is regarded as a key to cultural survival, the shift has already stirred one polemic.
The office, known by its acronym OQLF, released a list of erstwhile banished terms that are now deemed permissible. Le baby boom can be used instead of le bébé-boum. A grilled cheese can sub for a sandwich au fromage fondant. And pain grillé is toast.

What's this aboot eh.
Imagine the gnashing of teeth if Mr.Trump mandated people in America to speak our language.
But this is different I suppose ain't it always.
But wait it gets better look at this paragraph.

 The OQLF, with its 15 full-time language terminologists and a staff of 230, devotes itself to finding French replacements for widespread English terms, and sometimes shows considerable imagination in doing so; it coined courriel to replace the ubiquitous e-mail (playing off the French term courrier, or mail) and mot-clic for hashtag, although égoportrait is having a tougher time pushing aside the popular selfie.

Who knew you needed so many speech police.
I wonder how you say what the fuck in French.
I'm sure it's way more prettier in French much like cheese eating surrender monkeys is soothing to my ears in french.
So having a distinct and separate culture is OK as long as it's not white Americans.
Good to know. 
Call me when hostilities commence in earnest I'm in in a big way.
C'est la vie comrades.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Daddy must be proud

Oops sorry bro my bad.

You don't hear that everyday

Snatched bacon leads to Waffle House arrest

An argument over stolen bacon at a local Waffle House led to the arrest of a 28-year-old man for disorderly intoxication.

According to his Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, the man took bacon off of a stranger’s plate and ate it in front of her.
When the victim told him he needed to replace the bacon, he demanded more food.
She asked him to move away from her, but he refused.
Other patrons stepped in to defend her and he tried to fight with them, the report said.

Nothing like this ever happens to me.
I'm guessing my charisma and charm are the cause.
Or it could be I'm 6'3" 250.
If you see me with bacon stand clear and keep your hands to yourself please.
I don't wanna hurt my hands with your face.
Hopefully they got in a few stiff rights to the head before Johnny Law got there. 

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

I'm dusting off my shocked face

Baltimore's failing schools are a tragedy of criminal proportions

Back in 2005, Emmy-award winning television drama The Wire shined a harsh light on Baltimore City Schools. It proved to be an eye-opening experience for viewers who are not familiar with the tragic plight of students in Baltimore. The show portrayed a dystopian reality for students, who faced violence and poverty, living amidst blighted neighborhoods riddled with drugs, crime and decay.
While the dramatic depiction of inner-city horror was a tragedy of almost Shakespearean proportions, the actual real-life tragedy in Baltimore is in many respects far worse. According to information uncovered by the Project Baltimore Investigation by the local Fox News affiliate WBFF, Baltimore spends roughly $1.4 billion annually on education, or roughly $16,000 per student. Baltimore’s spending on education is the fourth highest of any municipality in the country. Despite this massive commitment of resources, Baltimore schools have some of the lowest educational proficiency levels in the country.
According to Project Baltimore investigative journalist Chris Papst, reading proficiency rates among Baltimore High School graduates hover at around 11 percent, and math proficiency rates hover around 12 percent. This is in a school system that graduates roughly 70 percent of its students each year. There is clearly a major disconnection between the high graduation rate and the extremely dismal academic proficiency rate.

It certainly is surprising that a shithole like Baltimore has under performing gubmint services.
The other 3 districts with higher per student expenditures are in the same boat.
I don't even have to look it up I sense these things.
The gubmint is always looking out for you.
It's why they want all of your money and labor.
Who better than gubmint experts to decide what you deserve.
The rationale for gubmint schools has outlived it's usefulness.
But what do I know.
Well not counting readin,ritin and rithmetic.
I'm guessing nuttin.


And your point is?


I ain't as dumb as I look but I don't see a problem.
Must be a chick meme.

Bubba the later years

La Puente grandpa steps up,removes man jumping from roof to roof

An elderly grandfather threw a man off his roof, ending an hours-long standoff in which the agitated suspect jumped from home to home in a La Puente neighborhood on Tuesday.The suspect was on top of homes in the 14000 block of Beckner Street for hours, refusing commands from deputies and crisis negotiators asking him to come down.
Capt. Tim Murakami of the Industry sheriff's station said the standoff ended when 83-year-old homeowner Wilford Burgess "got tired of his games and pushed him off."
Stand off w/man jumping on roof tops ended by 83 yr old man who got tired of his games and pushed him off The grandpa did what we couldn't.

I would of thrown him off and then gave him a flying elbow from off the roof.
Then I would have submitted him with a rear naked chokehold.
I would be very upset about so many cops at my place because of your dumb ass an excessive use of force charge would be a definite.
Some peoples mental defectives I swear.
 

Thursday, September 7, 2017

You keep using that word,free

 It does not mean what you think it means

The first New Yorkers go to college tuition free

Florence Yu can't believe her luck. She's starting college the same year New York made tuition free for middle-class students like her.
New York's Excelsior Scholarship is the first of its kind. It covers the cost of tuition for qualifying students who are enrolled in a two- or four-year degree program at any of the state's 88 public colleges and university campuses.
Plans for the scholarship were announced by Governor Andrew Cuomo in January. At first, students planning to attend college this fall didn't know whether it would become reality in time. It was officially approved by the legislature in April.
"I called my Dad at work, and I'm like 'oh my God, Dad, I could get free tuition.' It was so exciting and I remember it so vividly because it was so life changing," Yu said. 

Why don't they just make everything free?
Solves all problems now don't it.
So happy to get free shit so they can follow their dreams of a liberal arts degree.
I predict a massive spike in college tuition costs.
A boondoggle of epic proportions in the offing.
New Yorkers deserve to get the ass fucking they so desperately want.
I say good,commies deserve the terribleness their beliefs inevitablty lead too.
Idiots.