Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alcohol. Show all posts

Sunday, August 14, 2016

I love white russians!

And hand grenades!
I bet there's all kinda cool and dangerous shit just layin around.

Monday, August 1, 2016

Beer makes music sound better you assholes

Music makes beer taste better

Music can influence how much you like the taste of beer, according to a study published in Frontiers in Psychology.
Their findings suggest that a range of multisensory information, such as sound, sensation, shape and color, can influence the way we perceive taste.  
The Brussels Beer Project collaborated with UK band The Editors to produce a porter-style beer that took inspiration from the musical and visual identity of the band.
The ale had a medium body and used an Earl Grey infusion that produced citrus notes, contrasting with the malty, chocolate flavors from the mix of grains used in production. This taste profile was designed to broadly correspond to The Editors latest album, ‘In Dreams’.
Then, a team of researchers led by Dr. Felipe Reinoso Cavalho, from the Vrije Universiteit Brussel and KU Leuven, designed an experiment to see if the influence of music and packaging design would result in a more positive tasting experience. 

Great another fuckin study.
Deeply flawed as usual.
I hate study takers very much. 
This is why.

“We also want to understand how sounds can influence our decision making process, in order to see if different sounds could, for example, lead people towards healthier food choices.”

There's where the Benjamins hit the pocket.
A nice .gov grant request another fuckin study and presto changeo new government propoganda to get you rubes to eat the Soylent Green.
It's whats for breakfast lunch and dinner in the new and improved land of the free. 
I saw another study I didn't post on about how sedentary lifestyles cost the world economy eleventy trillion dollars or something.
The whole thing is bogus but useful to politicians in enacting stringent mandatory calisthenic routines for everyday citizens ala N.Korea.
But that wouldn't happen here,would it?  

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Sorry Stackz

I hadn't checked my III% e-mail.
Let me know if you got the mail.
I gotta check the signal more often.
I'll always take more wine that addy is good.
I'm gonna put up my other e-mail back up.
Hopefully I don't pick up another troll but hey what can you do.

Update:If anybody's got a III address hit me up on it.
That way we can all get pinched at the same time but I ain't askeert.
I'm only on the good lists come join me.....
I was gonna say "in the revolution" but that's against the law unless you are a commie.
What a country.

Damn that was good

Had a taste of the wine and it's pretty damn good.Snobs will call it vinegar but that's ok.
I'm flyin a little blind here my cuz was supposed to be around to help.
I think I am doing it halfway right we shall see.
That's if it lasts till he shows back up.
I ain't as dumb as I look and believe I have some ass-kicking wine.
Let me go and make sure.
I shall return.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

You don't hear that everyday

Arizona man arrested for shooting at the moon

PRESCOTT VALLEY, Ariz. (AP) -- An Arizona man arrested for unlawfully discharging a firearm told authorities that he was trying to shoot the moon.
Prescott Valley police responded to the home after a woman reported that her boyfriend had fired several shots from a handgun and still was armed last Friday night.
The woman and her teenage son told police that 39-year-old Cameron Read was talking about seeing Halley's Comet and fired a round out of the window.

Damn must be something in the firewater in Arizona this week.Doesn't he know you're only supposed to bark at the moon.I guess he can't hear Ozzy.
Some peoples kids.
Oh and here's another brilliant dude this time it's Alabama.

Police in Alabama say man tried to arrest mayor

WEAVER, Ala. (AP) -- Police in eastern Alabama arrested a man they say impersonated an officer and tried to arrest the mayor.
The Anniston Star ( ) reports that police say 59-year-old Bobby Beck showed up at City Hall in Weaver on Tuesday with a badge and a pistol on his belt and said he wanted to talk to Mayor Wayne Willis. When told the mayor wasn't available, he held up a pair of handcuffs and said he'd be back later to arrest him.

No word on if alcohol was involved but I have a sneaky suspicion it was.I guess he missed the episode where Gomer tried to arrest Barney.

Now that's how you do it.