Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Somebody didn't get asked to prom

Look at all that tolerance it's swimming in it.

So you're telling me diversity is bad,eh

Pardon my French:Quebec eases up on dozens of English terms,including grilled cheese

For decades, the guardians of the French language in Quebec have waged a relentless battle against encroachments of English into everyday life. So it's no small matter that the watchdogs have given their blessing to the humble grilled-cheese sandwich.
Under a new policy from the Office québécois de la langue française, "grilled-cheese" is now one of several English terms considered acceptable in French in Quebec. In a province where safeguarding French is regarded as a key to cultural survival, the shift has already stirred one polemic.
The office, known by its acronym OQLF, released a list of erstwhile banished terms that are now deemed permissible. Le baby boom can be used instead of le bébé-boum. A grilled cheese can sub for a sandwich au fromage fondant. And pain grillé is toast.

What's this aboot eh.
Imagine the gnashing of teeth if Mr.Trump mandated people in America to speak our language.
But this is different I suppose ain't it always.
But wait it gets better look at this paragraph.

 The OQLF, with its 15 full-time language terminologists and a staff of 230, devotes itself to finding French replacements for widespread English terms, and sometimes shows considerable imagination in doing so; it coined courriel to replace the ubiquitous e-mail (playing off the French term courrier, or mail) and mot-clic for hashtag, although égoportrait is having a tougher time pushing aside the popular selfie.

Who knew you needed so many speech police.
I wonder how you say what the fuck in French.
I'm sure it's way more prettier in French much like cheese eating surrender monkeys is soothing to my ears in french.
So having a distinct and separate culture is OK as long as it's not white Americans.
Good to know. 
Call me when hostilities commence in earnest I'm in in a big way.
C'est la vie comrades.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

What good would a Constitutional convention do?

We already have one that doesn't get followed.
What are they gonna do add more"Rights"and conditions.
The one we had was just fine but Woodrow Wilson and his ilk destroyed it.
So excuse me if I don't trust the politicians to get anything right.
I think it would be a disaster of the first order.
Plus John Roberts would declare it unconstitutional unless there was a forced broccoli purchase amendment.
Another sterling Supreme Court appointment by a shrub.
Beware phony freedom lovers they'll fuck you every time.

There's no crying in baseball sweetie

Monday, September 18, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Snatched bacon leads to Waffle House arrest

An argument over stolen bacon at a local Waffle House led to the arrest of a 28-year-old man for disorderly intoxication.

According to his Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, the man took bacon off of a stranger’s plate and ate it in front of her.
When the victim told him he needed to replace the bacon, he demanded more food.
She asked him to move away from her, but he refused.
Other patrons stepped in to defend her and he tried to fight with them, the report said.

Nothing like this ever happens to me.
I'm guessing my charisma and charm are the cause.
Or it could be I'm 6'3" 250.
If you see me with bacon stand clear and keep your hands to yourself please.
I don't wanna hurt my hands with your face.
Hopefully they got in a few stiff rights to the head before Johnny Law got there. 

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

I'm dusting off my shocked face

Baltimore's failing schools are a tragedy of criminal proportions

Back in 2005, Emmy-award winning television drama The Wire shined a harsh light on Baltimore City Schools. It proved to be an eye-opening experience for viewers who are not familiar with the tragic plight of students in Baltimore. The show portrayed a dystopian reality for students, who faced violence and poverty, living amidst blighted neighborhoods riddled with drugs, crime and decay.
While the dramatic depiction of inner-city horror was a tragedy of almost Shakespearean proportions, the actual real-life tragedy in Baltimore is in many respects far worse. According to information uncovered by the Project Baltimore Investigation by the local Fox News affiliate WBFF, Baltimore spends roughly $1.4 billion annually on education, or roughly $16,000 per student. Baltimore’s spending on education is the fourth highest of any municipality in the country. Despite this massive commitment of resources, Baltimore schools have some of the lowest educational proficiency levels in the country.
According to Project Baltimore investigative journalist Chris Papst, reading proficiency rates among Baltimore High School graduates hover at around 11 percent, and math proficiency rates hover around 12 percent. This is in a school system that graduates roughly 70 percent of its students each year. There is clearly a major disconnection between the high graduation rate and the extremely dismal academic proficiency rate.

It certainly is surprising that a shithole like Baltimore has under performing gubmint services.
The other 3 districts with higher per student expenditures are in the same boat.
I don't even have to look it up I sense these things.
The gubmint is always looking out for you.
It's why they want all of your money and labor.
Who better than gubmint experts to decide what you deserve.
The rationale for gubmint schools has outlived it's usefulness.
But what do I know.
Well not counting readin,ritin and rithmetic.
I'm guessing nuttin.

Bubba the later years

La Puente grandpa steps up,removes man jumping from roof to roof

An elderly grandfather threw a man off his roof, ending an hours-long standoff in which the agitated suspect jumped from home to home in a La Puente neighborhood on Tuesday.The suspect was on top of homes in the 14000 block of Beckner Street for hours, refusing commands from deputies and crisis negotiators asking him to come down.
Capt. Tim Murakami of the Industry sheriff's station said the standoff ended when 83-year-old homeowner Wilford Burgess "got tired of his games and pushed him off."
Stand off w/man jumping on roof tops ended by 83 yr old man who got tired of his games and pushed him off The grandpa did what we couldn't.

I would of thrown him off and then gave him a flying elbow from off the roof.
Then I would have submitted him with a rear naked chokehold.
I would be very upset about so many cops at my place because of your dumb ass an excessive use of force charge would be a definite.
Some peoples mental defectives I swear.

More III Arms swag

Thursday, September 7, 2017

You keep using that word,free

 It does not mean what you think it means

The first New Yorkers go to college tuition free

Florence Yu can't believe her luck. She's starting college the same year New York made tuition free for middle-class students like her.
New York's Excelsior Scholarship is the first of its kind. It covers the cost of tuition for qualifying students who are enrolled in a two- or four-year degree program at any of the state's 88 public colleges and university campuses.
Plans for the scholarship were announced by Governor Andrew Cuomo in January. At first, students planning to attend college this fall didn't know whether it would become reality in time. It was officially approved by the legislature in April.
"I called my Dad at work, and I'm like 'oh my God, Dad, I could get free tuition.' It was so exciting and I remember it so vividly because it was so life changing," Yu said. 

Why don't they just make everything free?
Solves all problems now don't it.
So happy to get free shit so they can follow their dreams of a liberal arts degree.
I predict a massive spike in college tuition costs.
A boondoggle of epic proportions in the offing.
New Yorkers deserve to get the ass fucking they so desperately want.
I say good,commies deserve the terribleness their beliefs inevitablty lead too.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Why am I not surprised

All politicians are little Hitlers.
What I do to my body is nobody's fucking business but my own.
Especially the gubmint Nazis.
That is all.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Nope not a hobby it's a full time job

They offer nothing to the republic.
I wish they would all die very offended.
That would make me happy.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Tweeted from Lake Como,Italy

There's a dark cloud hanging over our country

“If you go to our country…depending on what side of the aisle you sit on, it’s probably the angriest I’ve ever seen it,” he noted. “There’s a dark cloud hanging over our country right now.” But he added: “I’m an optimist…I believe that we will get through all these things…but people are angry; a lot of us are angry.”
The “Suburbicon” director also underlined that the film “isn’t a movie about Donald Trump. … This is a movie about our coming to terms constantly with the idea that we have never fully addressed our issues with race.”

I don't know about y'all but I ain't all that angry.
Maybe they should see a head shrinker for their anger issues
My intelligence privilege see's through these dolt's charade of patriotic worry about a country one of em don't even live in.
If the hildebeest was prezzy do you think we would be hearing about dark clouds or atoning for sins I have not or never would commit.
I think we know the answer to that one.
The hate and anger comes from idiots who care not about you,me or country such as it is.
Much like the holier than thou asshats who do nothing to come to terms with any issue other than cast aspersions at Americans of the non-commie nature.
I predict another bomb from the ultimate bomb maker.
What an asshole that dude is.
Now I'm angry thanks George you fuckhead.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Man peed on family of 3 at Metallica concert

GLENDALE, Ariz. - An Albuquerque man faces disorderly conduct and indecent exposure charges after urinating on a family of three at a Metallica concert in Glendale Friday night, according to court documents.
Arizona Department of Public Safety troopers arrested Daniel Francis Daddio, 44, Friday night at University of Phoenix Stadium.
The victim family -- a 10-year-old girl, her father and his wife -- told police they "felt warm liquid washing over their backs and legs."

He deserved a beatdown.
Some peoples kids man.

Sunday, August 6, 2017

No you didn't

I didn't hate you before I seen this pic.
But now I most definitely do.
I don't need a right to hate anybody it comes naturally but thanks.
Now blow me honey.
That's as lame as I disagree with what you say but will fight for your right to say it.
More bullshit from the bullshit artists.
Plus in the rear with the gear is operative in Anywherestan or France.
The people who speak so much of rights have no clue to said "Rights".

I could've done a study on this sadness

On the cheap too unlike some gubmint funded "scientific study".
Then nobody when have been shocked at the utter failure of feelings as a cure all.

Second deadly shooting in Baltimore's 'Nobody kill anybody' weekend

Going into the weekend, Baltimore activist Erricka Bridgeford had a simple hope and request: Nobody kill anybody for 72 hours.
It was too much to ask for in a city on pace to record its highest annual homicide toll, a place still reeling from the racially-charged riots that followed the 2015 death of Freddie Gray at the hands of police.
Some 40 hours into the grassroots ceasefire, a 24-year-old man was fatally shot. Within a few hours, a 37-year-old was also killed by gunshots.
And Baltimore police are once again investigating not one but two homicides.
The victims were taken to the hospital, one by friends, the other one by medics. Both died there.
Before the hoped-for cessation of violence, Bridgeford and other community leaders hit the streets of West Baltimore, urging drug dealers and gang members to put their guns down.
It's funny we have an unspoken bond where I live to not kill anybody almost anytime.
Even with that wiggle room the only excitement we have around here is the old guy across the street having the whole fire department over for a trip to the hospital till the next time.
Funny that huh.
Nobody thought to ask how unicorn farts and hopeful thinking won't stop animals from shooting  killing other animals and other not so animalistic animals.
Notice the chick has a feelz solution.
How much you wanna bet her pet peeves are the wage gap.not talking out solutions and penises. 
I've got 5 dollars.

Update:I changed shooting to killing there are too nmany ways to off a motherfucker to just say shooting,
My bad.
Maybe we need some common sense murder regulations.
I would start with making murdering any preferred pronoun person illegal.

You keep using that word "man"

I don't think it means what you think it does.

Vegan cafe charges 18% "man tax" to address wage gap

The Handsome Her shop, in Melbourne, Australia, had hoped to shine a light on the gender pay gap with its controversial new rules.
Owner Alex O’Brien, who is also a feminist, told the Broadsheet website: ‘I do want people to think about it, because we’ve had this (pay discrepancy) for decades and decades and we’re bringing it to the forefront of people’s minds.
‘I like that it is making men stop and question their privilege a little bit.’

I'm sure the cafe was built by pure girl power.
What self respecting "man" would eat there.
I sense a true money maker opportunity here.  
There could be true girl power products only.
Think about it there are all kinds of virtue signalling products and services.
The possibilities are endless.
Call me when there is a girl power company dealing with this snafu.

Checkmate I'm tiring of pussy privilege.

Thursday, August 3, 2017

If you have nothing to hide

You have nothing to fear.
Just do what you're told and everything will be peachy.
Remember that doozy.

Nebraska patrol required invasive vaginal exams for female hires

The Nebraska State Patrol has for years forced female recruits to submit to invasive, medically unnecessary pelvic exams performed by a male doctor before they can be hired, according to a new federal lawsuit that has prompted a criminal investigation.
State Trooper Brienne Splittgerber filed the lawsuit Tuesday against the patrol, the state of Nebraska, two former patrol heads and various other people, accusing them of creating a hostile work environment for women.
"Immediately upon learning of these allegations in June, the Governor instructed his Chief Human Resources Officer to review this matter, which has subsequently resulted in a criminal investigation by the State Patrol," Taylor Gage, a spokesman for Gov. Pete Ricketts, said in a written statement Wednesday.
State Patrol spokesman Cody Thomas said no NSP recruits have undergone the pelvic exams since December 2016. Thomas did not comment on who was under investigation.
The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages, saying women recruits for years have been required to undress from the waist down for a vaginal and rectal examination. The lawsuit says Splittgerber was told the exam was required to check for hernias, but male recruits were generally not required to undress or undergo such invasive exams.
"Subjecting the plaintiff and other female trooper candidates to a medically unnecessary and sexually invasive procedure is outrageous conduct which goes beyond all possible bounds of decency and is utterly intolerable in a civilized community," according to the lawsuit, filed by Omaha attorney Tom White.

I predict the crack detectives they assign this case will come up with the ole snafu fubar interpretation of statute trick.
Imagine what they do to the perps.
I actually find it funny when cops find out what assholes cops are.
Dudley Do Rights indeed.