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Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts

Friday, March 24, 2017

No shit huh?

Whodathunkit.

Cancer is partly caused by bad luck,study finds

Cancer can be caused by tobacco smoke or by an inherited trait, but new research finds that most of the mutations that lead to cancer crop up naturally.
The authors of the study published Thursday poked a hornet's nest by suggesting that many cancers are unavoidable.
The provocative findings by Bert Vogelstein and Cristian Tomasetti at the Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center, have stirred up a heated scientific debate that started two years ago, when they published a report along similar lines.
Back then, critics said they were undercutting important messages about cancer prevention. So when these scientists had new results to report, Vogelstein addressed that concern head-on.

Wait ain't luck some crazy superstition like,say religion.
Not islam of course just those other crazy ones.
This is on NPR after all.
But I digress.
The nanny staters hate this shit.
If it gets out to the rubes many well paying careers of do goodery will be up in smoke.
One can still dream in this nominally free country.
They never have a satisfactory answer to the smokers who never get lung cancer question.
Who needs answers when you can browbeat study takers into saying exactly what you want to be heard.

He is the proof of theory


That's how you do "science"

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Woman assaults mother with cheeseburger

Police are investigating after a woman assaulted her mother with a cheeseburger at an east-side McDonald's.
Indianapolis Metropolitan Police were called to the McDonald's at 21st Street and Shadeland Avenue around 12:30 a.m. Sunday.
The two women got in a fight after the mom told her daughter she could no longer stay at her home, said IMPD Officer Aaron Hamer. The mom drove her daughter to someone else's house, but on the way, the daughter changed her mind about where she wanted to go.

It's a surprise she didn't want to share her crib with such a glorious offspring.
Some people's kids I swear.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Keep on keeping Austin weird.

Austin man who was was having sex with fence charged with exposure

A caller reported a man “outside her window having sex with a fence” Wednesday at a duplex in North Austin, according to an arrest affidavit.
Eleodoro Estala, 32, was arrested for indecent exposure after he was seen exposing himself and making lewd gestures around 11:25 a.m. Wednesday at a residence off North Lamar Boulevard, according to the affidavit.
The caller told police she was looking out of her duplex window and saw Estala, her neighbor, urinating on the side of the fence that separates their property, according to the affidavit.
The woman started filming Estala with her cell phone, and the man saw her and took off his clothes, the affidavit reads.

I'm surprised it is not illegal to have sex with a fence in the most free state evah.
Another act of love to say the least.
 

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Fuck off already again

How to organize your fridge properly

THINK you are a master of fridge management?
Convinced you know how to stack, store and shelve the various products you are currently chilling?
The Good House Keeping Institute has released their guide to refrigerator organisation and you may be surprised by the recommendations.

Why would I be surprised by some expert asshole telling me I'm doing it wrong?
I get that shit all the time especially from government type assholes.
Fuck those dudes and these fridge experts.
What would I ever do without fucking experts.
By the way my way is way better anyways.
Imagine that I do shit the way I like.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

I'm a bit skeptical

Daytona 500 sells out for second consecutive year in a row

The Daytona 500, which will be televised live on FOX at 2 p.m. ET Sunday, has sold out.
Daytona International Speedway track president Chip Wile made the announcement Saturday afternoon during the XFINITY Series race at the 2.5-mile superspeedway. He said all reserved grandstand — or stadium — seats had been purchased for the second consecutive year.
“The ticket demand for the Daytona 500 continues to be a constant in our sport,” Wile said. “Likewise, the race continues to be the perfect kickoff to a new NASCAR season, showcasing the unique and energized at-track experience that our sport – and our stadium – provides to our fans.
“This is the most prestigious event on the NASCAR schedule and a true American sports tradition. Fans have always recognized those facts.

Unlike a few years ago there's 60,000 fewer seats.
Crowing about a sellout of a race that a few short years ago would have been a 66% showup is a sign of desperation only surpassed by me at closing time.
Keep on fucking that chicken NASCAR.
Now is really my time too with an Elliott back in prime position for wins.
They lost me in their search for hipsters and douchebags and won't get me back.
Plus I was stuck with Kasey Kahne.
A first class seller of women's NASCAR wear but a decidedly less than mediocre driver.
I you want a wall knocked down he's the motherfucker you want though.
Some peoples rednecks I swear.

Friday, February 24, 2017

If fishing is this important to you

Get a new hobby loser.

Angry anglers lead to attacks,feces smearing at Florida pier

One Florida fishing pier is cracking down on vengeful fishermen who have gone as far as defecating on the pier’s in order to mark their space.
According to Florida Today, the good fishing at the Sebastian Inlet pier has led to increasing disputes among anglers, including aggressive tactics like throwing fishing weights and gear at each other and boaters, and the boaters sometimes retaliating in kind.
The problem doesn’t quiet at night, leading officials to consider closing the pier at night because injuries, including two victims being taken to the hospital.
"We've had reports of people defecating and spreading it on the rail to mark their territory so nobody will fish next to them," administrator for the Sebastian Inlet District Martin Smithson told Florida Today. "There have been several citations for public urination."

Florida man syndrome is a terminal disease.
There is no cure.
Let's find the cure for this before it is all under water.
Or maybe global warming is the cure.
Miami and NYC as artificial reefs I'm all for it.
I would suggest rightful liberty as a solution but that would be too easy.
Instead they will get government intervention at least they got that going for them.
Some peoples kids I swear.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Analysis:4 TruDats

I've got some breaking news

An Evergreen headline

Al Gore still demented after all these years

"Every night on the television news now is like a nature hike through the Book of Revelation," lamented Al Gore in his opening remarks for the Climate & Health Meeting. After all these years, he still has a demented penchant for apocalyptic exaggeration. Though it can occasionally rain frogs and fish (and even golf balls), the oceans have not yet turned to blood and and no one needs to remove any wax seals from that scroll just yet.

See what I did there.
I can't add much more.
ManBearPig has done all the beclownment to himself.
He was almost President talk about mental defectives.

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Meanwhile at Jedburger Academy


Don't worry I ain't forgot

I ain't as dumb as I look.

Don't forget Castro was a monster

Fidel Castro entered Havana on January 8, 1959, to wild acclaim from all quarters. Most Cubans were jubilant; Castro was promising an end to the corrupt governments that had plagued Cuba since independence. Far from any Communism, Castro was promising a revolution "as green as Cuba's palm trees!" with national elections in three months. Private property would be secure, a free press guaranteed, friendly relations with the U.S. were essential.

"Fidel esta es tu casa!" read impromptu signs that were springing up across the front of thousands of Cuban homes, including mansions, humble country shacks and everything in between.

The New York Times had been singing Castro's praises since the first interview with him as a rebel in February 1957. By now most of the international press had joined the cheerleading.
 


All the usual suspects were in play just like today.
RTWT you'll see our favorite phrase "Social Justice".
If you've got SJ it's gonna be a bad time.
Fake news ain't no new phenomenon.
Like I said I've been woke about commies all my life.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Another shocker

Temperature drop boosts Kiwi glaciers

While the most of the world’s glaciers shrink, some of New Zealand’s have actually advanced during the past few decades.
But far from challenging the idea of global warming, new research suggests the phenomenon is linked to cooler temperatures resulting from human-induced climate change.
At least 58 glaciers across New Zealand have shown growth between 1983 and 2008, bucking global trends, so a team led by Andrew Mackintosh from the Victoria University of Wellington set about investigating why.
“Glaciers advancing is very unusual, especially in this period when the vast majority worldwide shrank in size as a result of our warming world,” Mackintosh says.
Reporting in Nature Communication, the team used computer modelling to investigate climate impacts on glaciers across New Zealand, including two that advanced almost continuously throughout the 25-year study period. 

It's so counter intuitive that it borders on insane.
No contrary evidence to the narrative is allowed.
So you get cold is warm wet is dry and all the other pretzels the "scientists" tie themselves in.
More computer modeling surprisingly confirms the narrative.
I'm shocked!


Gubmint work


Monday, February 13, 2017

It's too late

The cat is out of the bag.97% of you scumbags are hacks.

Why I'd rather not march

I've have been thinking a lot about Americans and our jobs this week, since the announcement of the March for Science was made. If you haven't yet heard the news, what started as a suggestion on Reddit a couple of weeks ago quickly blossomed into a full-scale movement for a nationwide march in support of science. The event is scheduled to take place on April 22.
But there is a lot to unpack here. A recent Op-Ed by coastal ecologist Robert Young argued that the march was a bad idea. He cautioned: "Trying to recreate the pointedly political Women's March will serve only to reinforce the narrative ... that scientists are an interest group [who] politicize their data, research and findings for their own ends."

They are an interest group interested in lining their pockets with other peoples money.
That"scientists"are worried about who is charge of the government tells you all you need to know.
Nobody is trying to stop them from doing their job.
That someone is looking into their bullshit is the problem.
Don't forget the pussyhats guys.
The people who don't give a fuck about your bullshit love stupid shit like that.
Has there ever been a greater rending of garments and gnashing of teeth than that from Nov.8 till now.
This surpasses the last time a republican who was supposed to lose but didn't.
Funny that huh.


Sunday, February 12, 2017

Microsoft strikes again

I "upgraded" to free windows 10.
It bricked my hard drive.
I am currently working a fix to the bricking.
What's that saying about free shit.
Bill gates didn't get rich by just fuckin over a few folks.
Nope it takes a whole planet.
You'd think he'd fix his fucked up shit before he tries to fix the world.
We must stop him before he bricks that.
What a turd that asshole is.
Two times in one year this has happened.
Looks like Apple has a newfound respect from yours truly.
That is all.

Update:I'm dead in the water.
I don't even want to fuck with it anymore.
Blogging will be non-existent as I'm not spending anymore money I don't got repairing another PC.
Maybe I'll get a mac but don't hold your breath.
See ya some other time maybe.
WTF!!!

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Oh fuck off already

How we are all cooking rice incorrectly and could be endangering our health

HEALTHY eaters using rice as an alternative to roast potatoes or chips could be in danger of eating arsenic if they don’t cook it properly, experts have warned.
The chemical has been linked to cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and developmental problems, reports The Sun
The latest advice comes after health officials warned burning potatoes, chips and toast could be linked to cancer.
Here’s all you need to know:
Is there arsenic in rice?
Arsenic occurs naturally in the environment, but rice tends to absorb it more than other cereal crops and also takes it up from pesticides in soil and industrial toxins.
New limits on safe levels of arsenic in food were set by the EU in 2016, although boffins have different views on what level is safe to eat.

This is even more stupid than the other thing I read and was gonna post about.
That was about launching nuclear waste and other toxic shit into the sun.
This is at least 50 times stupider.
How the fuck do you get a billion Chinese if rice is dangerous.
These fucking experts are some of the most idiotic motherfuckers around.
The sad part is they usually work for the government.
Next they will tell me steak is bad for me.
Oops I forgot they did.Why you may ask?
Cuz grill marks.
Fuckin assholes.