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Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

How to be an insufferable asshole

There I fixed the headline to more truly convey the meaning of the article.

How to be a reduceatarian

This term is meant to include all people striving to reduce consumption of animal products.
The first-ever Reducetarian Summit took place in Manhattan last weekend. Speakers and visitors from around the world came together to talk about the importance of reducing societal meat consumption and implementing effective strategies to make it happen.
The term ‘reducetarian’ was coined by Brian Kateman, an energetic young New Yorker who spent years advocating for recycling, composting, and other environmentally-friendly practices before realizing that reducing meat consumption was the single most effective action he could take to help the climate.

Look at the first comment on this load of uncomposted bovine excrement.
It will tell you all you need to know about the motivations of your betters.
I assume the army of know-it-alls who attended did so by bipedal locomotion and not by some sort of  locomotion requiring the burning of fossilized photosynthesizing entities.
Don't let them fool you their ultimate goal is to rid Gaia of all non believers.
Composting you and all the other meat eaters is just a bump on the road to their ultimate goal of devolution.
They love only the right animals and you ain't one.
Prepare accordingly.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Obviously a gubmint solution to a gubmint caused disaster is the solution

 Keep on fuckin that chicken.
More direct effect of gubmint sin taxes doing exactly what they were told they were going to do but oddly they didn't listen. 

Organized crime ring made millions smuggling cigarettes and writing bad checks in Va.

 A bust of a major organized crime ring that made millions smuggling cigarettes and committing bank fraud in Virginia has resulted in 43 indictments and more than 740 charges, Fairfax County police announced Friday.
An extensive two-year investigation uncovered a sprawling operation with more than 150 suspects engaged in transporting cigarettes from the Richmond area to New York City, writing bad checks, money laundering, and committing shootings and other violent crimes in the Richmond area, officials said.
Authorities there said the ring sold $30 million worth of cigarettes on the black market and created 29 fake businesses in the Richmond area to make bulk purchases of cigarettes, the Richmond Times-Dispatch reported
 
More gubmint caused crime they really are as fucking stupid as they look.
I would make a reasoned and effective argument about this shit but fuck that I'd rather bang my head on the wall.
That is all.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Jedburger ghillie suit

Only $500 at III Arms.

You don't hear that everyday

This can't be good.

United Airlines investigates giant bunny death

United Airlines is investigating the death of a giant rabbit which was being transported on one of its planes.
The 90cm-long bunny, called Simon, was found dead in the cargo hold when the flight arrived at Chicago's O'Hare airport from London Heathrow.
Reports in UK media say the 10 month-old giant rabbit was being delivered to a new "celebrity" owner.
United, which has had a torrid few weeks of bad publicity, said it was "saddened" by Simon's death. 

My guess is this is another unfortunate involuntary reaccomodation.
They better hope Simon has no death signs of a trauma type nature.
The hits keep coming for United.
Sucks to be them.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

El Duce was a swell guy

If you look past the rapes,murders and all the other malevolent crap that shitbird did.
You get this peach of a story

In bed with Benito:Sex diaries reveal Mussolini's softer side

 Mussolini's mistress, Clara Petacci, recorded intimate details of her affair with Il Duce in her journal. Her newly published diary reveals Mussolini as a sex-addicted anti-Semite who found Hitler "very likeable" -- and who occasionally suffered from impotence.

Other than being a sociopath he was lovable and cuddly.
It is good to know these things.
I now have a better appreciation for why I don't like shitbirds.


You first Einstein

A Yankees fan go figure huh.

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

No shit huh?

Whodathunkit?

Why french fries are more of a superfood than kale

A superfood is a bit like Superman... except it doesn't wear a cape, can't fly, and won't save your life.
The lack of a cape and an inability to fly should come as no surprise to superfood fans, but ardent eaters of goji berries, blueberries, acai, and kale might be surprised to learn that these foods, and other "superfoods" like them, do not magically grant health and longevity.
This blunt truth actually runs counter to the Oxford Dictionary's definition of a superfood: "a nutrient-rich food considered to be especially beneficial for health and well-being." The Oxford Dictionary needs to hire some fact-checkers.
'The term "superfoods" is at best meaningless and at worst harmful,'

I'm shocked to find study takers disseminating factually challenged conclusions.
That almost never happens.
It's almost as if you can just say anything and be believed by the sheep if you supply a "study"
This is why it is good to be cynical.
You won't find me wasting money on chia seeds and acai beeries or any other fad of the week foods.
Nope I waste my money on shit that studies say will kill me dead.
The only study I subscribe to is the one that we all die.
You can bet mine won't be death by kale either.
Not that I don't like kale I do but only with copious amounts of pig fat added.
Just another in a long line of nails in my coffin.
Oh well what do I want to do live forever?
Personally I think it would blow.
One thing I'm pretty sure of is I won't live to see President Chelsea Clinton.
And that my friends is very good news indeed.
Now excuse me I need a cancer stick.
Gotta keep pounding those nails lest my nightmare become reality.
Never underestimate the stupidity of "Americans" studies say.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2017

It's so different from lottery or horse racing

More freedom from the most free state evah.
More flanking action to get into your wallet from the honorable shitbags lawmakers who deserve our undying appreciation for clarifying what they think your actions should be.

Texas lawmakers trying to legalize fantasy sports
 
Over a year after Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton questioned whether fantasy sports are legal, state lawmakers are mulling the idea over.
Last January, Paxton likened paid fantasy sports sites to online gambling, which is illegal.
Being heard on Monday, Rep. Richard Peña Raymond (D-Laredo) filed a measure aimed to protect Texans who play online sports fantasy games. Fantasy sports would be labeled as games of skill instead of games of chance.

I'm guessing lottery is a game of skill but I'm sure that's a different story.
Why you may ask?
For the chillruns silly rabbit.Do you hate the chillruns you haters.
Only gubmint approved gambling is allowed in the Land of Liberty.
Meanwhile you go across the borders and count the Texas plates at the casinos.
Don't they know that casino gambling is verboten in Texas?
They are being very bad citizens throwing their money away on the doubleplusungood activity of doing what they damn well please as long as nobody else is harmed.
Gubmint is always on top of the important shit.
The shit they can control they have no interest in that shit.
Nope we get assholes freeing us from the scourge of Fantasy sports unlawfulness.
What a state/country.
That is all.


Friday, March 24, 2017

No shit huh?

Whodathunkit.

Cancer is partly caused by bad luck,study finds

Cancer can be caused by tobacco smoke or by an inherited trait, but new research finds that most of the mutations that lead to cancer crop up naturally.
The authors of the study published Thursday poked a hornet's nest by suggesting that many cancers are unavoidable.
The provocative findings by Bert Vogelstein and Cristian Tomasetti at the Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center, have stirred up a heated scientific debate that started two years ago, when they published a report along similar lines.
Back then, critics said they were undercutting important messages about cancer prevention. So when these scientists had new results to report, Vogelstein addressed that concern head-on.

Wait ain't luck some crazy superstition like,say religion.
Not islam of course just those other crazy ones.
This is on NPR after all.
But I digress.
The nanny staters hate this shit.
If it gets out to the rubes many well paying careers of do goodery will be up in smoke.
One can still dream in this nominally free country.
They never have a satisfactory answer to the smokers who never get lung cancer question.
Who needs answers when you can browbeat study takers into saying exactly what you want to be heard.