Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

OMFG Trump broke a Presidential tradition

Trump's Boy Scouts speech broke with 80 years of Presidential tradition

For 80 years, American presidents have been speaking to the National Scout Jamboree, a gathering of tens of thousands of youngsters from around the world eager to absorb the ideas of service, citizenship and global diplomacy.
In keeping with the Scouts’ traditions, all eight presidents and surrogates who have represented them have stayed far, far away from partisan politics.

Cue the world's smallest violin.
I give less than zero fucks after the last clown and his bullshit.
Matter of fact the more traditions he breaks the happier I'll be.
I wonder if they'll approve of Mr.Trump siccing the IRS on his critics?
That's the new tradition ain't it? 


Wednesday, July 19, 2017

John McCain has a brain?

Who knew right.
I'll need a second opinion on this surprise.
My guess is Lindsey Graham will be diagnosed with colon cancer.
Bet on it.

What do you call a muslim woman flying a plane

And wearing a miniskirt in Saudi Arabia?
A blaspheming whore of course.

Saudi Arabia investigates woman wearing miniskirt in public

A Saudi woman who posted a video of herself wearing a miniskirt and crop top in public is being investigated by the country’s religious police.
The young woman, a model reportedly called Khulood, potsed the short clip on Snapchat showing herself walking around a historic fort in Ushayqir.
Ushayqir Heritage Village, which is around 96 miles away from Riyadh, is in Najd – one of the country’s most conservative provinces.
Since the video was shared online, many Saudis have called for Khulood to be arrested for breaking the country’s strict dress code.
Women in Saudi Arabia are required to wear ‘abayas’ – loose-fitting, full-length robes – and headscarves.

I actually prefer blasphemous whores but I'm the bad guy.
Maybe they could have a woman's march there and wear pussyhats.
Striking a blow for the sisterhood of mental midgets should go over well.
I wonder if her defense could be she self-indentifies as a cross dressing man.
Saudi Arabia is well known for their diversity and openess to all points of view.
Unlike Murica where all women are oppressed.

Monday, July 17, 2017

Never call the cops part eleventy billion

Nothing good ever comes of it.

Police officer who shot Justine Diamond is identified

The police officer who shot and killed an unarmed woman in mysterious circumstances after she called 911 to report a disturbance behind her upscale Minneapolis home has been identified.
Mohamed Noor, who joined the department in March 2015, shot Justine Damond, 40, multiple times from the passenger seat of his squad car while she spoke to his colleague wearing only her pajamas. 
The driver of the squad car that pulled up in the alley behind the home Damond shared with her fiance has been identified as Matthew Harrity, a community service officer since 2016. 
Both officer's bodycams were off and the squad car camera not recording when the Australian native was killed at around 11.30pm on Saturday, just a month before she was due to marry. 

Only cops have the training necessary to keep you safe.
Except for all those many times they don't.
No word yet from the BLM pukes on this most diverse killing.
My guess his excuse will be his culture demands white blonde libtards should be executed anytime they are encountered.
I predict no riots or endless alphabet soup talking heads doing the "I'm white don't shoot" routine.
Funny that,huh.
I wonder what LeBron thinks about this that's what I wanna hear.
A big bonus would be an co-oped from Obummer and the Mooch.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Let's ask a Saudi Arabian bout that.

Or maybe a Taliban or any other tango type motherfucker.
I would call her a guided missile or maybe a half smart bomb.
It's so easy to be a smug know it all asshole where English is spoken.
Funny that,huh?

This is CNN

Or any of the other alphabet soup propagandists out there.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Sammy Van Damme

Dear Seattle Washington

Or any other nascent commie commune.
Don't ever go half retard.
When you pass economically suicidal laws go full retard.
May I suggest next time you artificially raise wages add in criminal penalties for any layoffs or going out of business situations maybe even the death penalty in certain circumstances such as the owners are gun owners or freedom lovers in any sense of the word.
Also when you pass confiscatory income taxes on a certain class of income earners you also outlaw moving out of your city.
I would suggest a wall but clearly walls have never worked in all of human history.YMMV.
These suggestions would work everywhere even states or countries.
For those states/countries looking for concrete solutions to your self inflicted duress I suggest full retard pronto.
There you can now have all kinds of free shit.
It's a beautiful thing just ask any Venezuelan.

Monday, July 10, 2017

Great another fucking study

Patients whose emergency surgeries are delayed have higher chance of dying:study

Patients whose emergency surgeries are delayed due to a lack of operating room resources have an increased risk of death or a need for extra recovery time in hospital, a Canadian study suggests.
Researchers at the Ottawa Hospital found surgical delays for patients with serious injuries or life-threatening conditions such as a hip fracture, appendicitis or an aneurysm had almost a 60 per cent higher risk of dying compared to those who received more timely treatment.
The study, published Monday in the Canadian Medical Association Journal, showed that patients who didn't get into the OR within a standard time frame for their condition had an almost five per cent risk of dying, compared to a 3.2 per cent risk for those whose surgeries weren't delayed.
On average, delayed-surgery patients also stayed in hospital after their operation 1.1 days longer and cost the hospital $1,409 more than patients who did not have to wait.
"For the first time, we have strong evidence that the sooner you get to the operating room for an emergency surgery, the better off you are, regardless of your condition before surgery," said senior author Dr. Alan Forster, vice-president of quality, performance and population health at the Ottawa Hospital.

No shit huh?Whodathunkit?
Maybe they could have used the money spent on this study doing some emergency surgeries.
I think the problem of delayed surgeries could be solved by firing the vice-president of quality,performance and population health and all his deputy undersecretaries of quality,performance and population health and all the other hangers on to the organizational chart of gubmint "healthcare"  and using that money for surgeries.
But then we would miss out on Captain Obvious moments we all love like this one.
"Lack of operating room resources"is gubmint speak for running out of other peoples money.
It's strange that always happens everywhere where shit is "free"
Must be more of that bad luck I keep hearing about.
Fucking study takers too bad they couldn't get some of that sweet delayed emergency surgery and die.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

You fucked up you trusted the government

Are goats taking jobs from union workers?

A battle is brewing at Western Michigan University this summer between a group of hungry goats and a labor union.
The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.
"AFSCME takes protecting the jobs of its members very seriously and we have an agreed-upon collective bargaining agreement with Western Michigan," said Union President Dennis Moore. "We expect the contract to be followed, and in circumstances where we feel it's needed, we file a grievance."
The grievance alleges that the university did not notify the union that it was planning to use goat crews on campus, according to a chief steward report supplied to the Battle Creek Enquirer.

 I have it on good authority these goats self-identify as human.
Goats are people too asshole.
Therefore we must respect their decision to do work Americans won't do.
Even if some union clock watchers have to sit home on unemployment.
We are a nation of goats and I for one will not stand by while speciesists use human privilege to deny these fine goats the ability to provide for their families.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Dear Anonymous

My mom has something to say to you.

She also said suck her dick.
She has a gloryhole so you can be anonymous like the pussy you are.
Butthurt over a blog post is not very manly honey it must be a heavy flow month.
Some peoples kids I swear.

Sunday, July 2, 2017


I was told there would never be water in California ever again.

Lake Tahoe nears maximum capacity as snow melt adds 12 billion gallons of water

 A heat wave that has been impacting the western United States has thawed out snowpack on the Sierra Nevada and poured more than 12 billion gallons of water into Lake Tahoe.
High temperatures in South Lake Tahoe, California, were above 80 degrees from June 16 to 25, according to meteorologist Linda Lam. Temperatures reached 90 degrees on June 19, setting a new daily record. Through June 26, it has been the fourth warmest June on record in the area. The extended heat wave accelerated the snow melt of the above-average snowpack in the northern and central Sierra Nevada mountains.
Currently, the lake is at 6,229 feet, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. The water level sits 6 inches above the natural rim of the lake which is at 6,223 feet. 

Lying liars telling lies they must work for CNN.
It's a good thing too I was really worried about those delta smelts.
There's a link to a story about 2 billion people becoming climate refugees by 2100.
I'm not going out on a limb here by stating it'll never happen.
Only gubmints could do something like that.
If you told me there would be that number because of commies,7th century savages or sundry other kleptocrats and liberals I would believe you.
I wish there was a climate book in Vegas on predictions I could get rich even on the odds I would get on all the doomsday predictions.

That poor fucking kid


Friday, June 30, 2017

That's a giant carbon footprint right there

Couldn't they do the right thing and quit turning oxygen into carbon dioxide.
I don't think they really love the environment they just love the feeling of self-perceived superiority.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Analysis:4 Tru Dats

Case in point
Unlike other places I actually do research on the subjects I opine on.
Second data point to confirm my observation.
There's enough dumb there to keep us all smiling for all eternity.
I call that conclusive boys and girls.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

I hate slogans

He hates me almost as much as I hate John McCain.
I refuse to categorize the people I hate in a red and blue way.
I hate when assholes do that.
Do you hate me for that?