Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts

Friday, November 10, 2017

I'm not

Family of Dollar General victim shocked about arrest "I didn't expect him to be this young"

  Dallas police have arrested a 15-year-old who they believe is responsible for shooting and killing a clerk during a robbery at a Dollar General store on Monday.
Investigators said Gabrielle Monique Simmons, 27, was fully compliant with the suspect during the robbery, handed over the money in her drawer and was still shot.
DPD said officers had dealt with the juvenile suspect in the past over family violence issues.
The announcement of the arrest came on the same evening the community hosted the victim’s family for a prayer service and fundraiser.

Submitted without comment.

Her's some more yutes for your perusal.

Cedar Hill teens charged with raping classmate in school bathroom

Three Cedar Hill High School students are accused of sexually assaulting a classmate in a bathroom during school.
Cedar Hill ISD police arrested 19-year-old Sylvanus Lanier, 17-year-old Elijah Willis and 17-year-old Marco Garcia.
The alleged rape happened on October 9, but the boys weren’t arrested until November 2.

Just peachy huh?

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Will they kneel for this?

 Got ya trick question.

Dollar General store clerk killed during robbery

Dallas police need help to identify the man who shot and killed a store clerk in Oak Cliff during a robbery Monday night.
The victim has been identified as 27-year-old Gabrielle Simmons, a mother of 6 children. She had just started the job at the Dollar General store on Sunnyvale Street a few months ago. She was about to get off work Monday night when a man fatally shot her while robbing the store.
Police hope surveillance video and a $15,000 reward will help get the killer behind bars.

Surely only some racist white male privileged motherfucker could do such a dastardly deed.

Surveillance video shows the gunman enter the store just after 7 p.m. Police say the black male was wearing a teal baseball cap with a hologram sticker on the lid, had on a dark-colored hoodie, jeans with slash marks down both sides and black sneakers with a thick, white sole.

Well damn I was told the Trump phenomenon would lead to all kinds of bad things perpetrated by closeted Nazis of pale skinnage.
Black people could have nice things if it weren't for other black people gunning them down for pocket change or stepping on their sneakers.
That's the real oppression.
Good thing I don't go to Oak Cliff sounds like a dangerous place.
Talk about your no-go zones.

Monday, November 6, 2017

Heh looks like a NASCAR race

More goodness here NFL continues to suffer massive number of empty seats

It's over Johnny NASCAR addresses declining attendance TV viewership

NASCAR is in trouble.
The sport’s attendance and TV viewership numbers have been in a free fall for almost a decade. The lengthy list of reasons includes the Great Recession, the rise of cord-cutting, the comforts of home-viewing, confusing rule changes and the supposed political correctness of the drivers.
And even though Sunday’s AAA Texas 500 is a critical race in NASCAR’s playoffs, the crowd at Texas Motor Speedway won’t approach the 191,000 who turned out for the spring race 10 years ago.
Before the 2013 season, NASCAR announced that it would no longer provide attendance statistics. At the time, 21 of the 23 tracks were publicly owned by officials who didn’t want to release those numbers because they didn’t want to provide “earnings guidance.”

I tried to tell them but they were to busy smoking crack.
It's all good though I don't even miss it.
You could have offered me a free ticket and beer and I wouldn't have made 50 mile drive to TMS. 
Just like I don't miss the less than lackluster NFL.
Even my Cowboys don't make the cut.
Good riddance.
Oh yeah I almost forgot fuck Jerry Jones.


Sunday, November 5, 2017

Words mean whatever someone wants them to mean asshole

Unsurprisingly some asshole democrat has a problem with the feelz veto.
Must not have gotten the memo.

NBA drama breaks out over over using the word owner

Mark Cuban is taking exception to Draymond Green’s comments about team owners.
Green said last week they should be called chairmen, as not to insinuate that they own someone, in the wake of Texans owner Bob McNair’s comment that the NFL “can’t have inmates running the prison.”
Now, Cuban wants an apology.
“For him to try to turn it into something it’s not is wrong,” the Mavericks owner told ESPN. “He owes the NBA an apology. I think he does, because to try to create some connotation that owning equity in a company that you busted your ass for is the equivalent of ownership in terms of people, that’.

Shouldn't he be more worried about his crappy team?
Not fun being gored by your own ox is it?
I say good I love this stupid shit.
I hope they all drown on their sanctimony and hypocrisy.
I think it is beyond time to stop these professional sports leagues.
They are nothing but modern day plantations using up black bodies for white chairmen's bottom line.
Of course Draymond won't do the right thing if he feels oppressed by a bunch of racist slaveholders.
Like retire ASAP and return any blood money he has received.
It's still a nominally free country.
I would applaud his stance on this most pressing issue of oppressed sportsball players.
Somehow I doubt none of these modern day Frederick Douglas' will do the right thing though.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Well fuck you right back

Bush presidents critical of Trump in new book

Former presidents George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush are offering their harshest public opinions of President Trump yet — including the elder Bush’s description of the current commander-in-chief as a “blowhard.”
Those comments appear in a new book on the father-son duo from historian Mark Updegrove, titled “The Last Republicans.” The former presidents have alluded to their thoughts on Mr. Trump’s leadership before. Last month, George W. Bush said “bigotry seems emboldened” under Mr. Trump. But in Updegrove’s book, set to release Nov. 14, the two men offer their bluntest comments yet. 

If they are the last Republicans then good riddance to bad rubbish.
Two assholes who were conspicuously silent as obummer took a big giant dump on the country.
Tells you where their sympathies lie.
Having no balls is a family trait it seems.
And don't give me the song and dance about the elder shrubs excursion over Macho Grande.
Fuck em both.

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Have you no decency sir

More women accuse George HW Bush of grabbing their backsides

A third woman has accused former President George H.W. Bush of inappropriate behavior.
Author Christina Baker Kline said it happened during a fundraiser for Barbara Bush’s foundation three years ago. She said the former president made a dirty joke and groped her during a photo.
Kline said a Bush family employee acknowledged the incident and asked her to be “discreet.”
Earlier this week actress Jordana Grolnick said the now 93-year-old wheelchair-bound former president grabbed her buttocks during a group photo last year at the Ogunquit Playhouse in Maine.
She told Deadspin that Bush quipped that his favorite magician is "David Cop-a-Feel" and grabbed her. She said Barbara Bush responded, "He's going to get himself put in jail."

It's almost as if all these Dudleydoright assholes are dirtbags.
I'm shocked!
Bill Kristol was unavailable for comment.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

The hard way looked pretty easy

Cincinnati area Speedway clerk knocks out would be robber

Andre Young is still listed as an inmate in the Hamilton County Jail. His next court appearance is scheduled for November 2, 2017, at 10:30 a.m. Young  is facing charges of Aggravated Robbery (F1) and Assault (F2). As seen in our video, during his court appearance on Wednesday Young was visibly injured and  using crutches on his way into the court. Young also sustained a black eye that has been swollen completely shut. 
“We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” Andre Young allegedly told the clerk at a Speedway gas station in Forest Park while waving a box cutter at him Monday.
You should see the shiner on this idiot. 
A large Christmas bonus should be mandatory for the clerk.
Some peoples kids.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

A real pussy grabber

More news from the have you no decency wing of the freedom party.

George HW Bush apologizes to actress after she claims he sexually assaulted her during a photo shoot

George H. W. Bush has apologized to an actress who accused him of sexually assaulting her while they posed for a photograph together four years ago.
The actress, Heather Lind, wrote in a now-deleted Instagram post that she was standing next to the former president when he “touched me from behind from his wheelchair with his wife Barbara Bush by his side.” Lind also alleges Bush told her a “dirty joke.”
The 93-year-old apologized to Lind in a statement obtained by PEOPLE.

All sexual crimes must be prosecuted to the full extent of the law unless they are perpetrated against men.
In those cases we use the get over it already dodge.
I for one cannot stand by while men of money and unfathomable privilege prey upon somebody who clearly is a person of substance and ability.
I know she is that because Hollywood is a meritocracy where the best thespians always get the role.
None of that high school most popular crap in that no nonsense business.
That she was so brave to come forward 4 years later with this tale of depravity so cruel as to hurt my very being is courageous in the extreme.
You go girl!

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Breaking News @BNN

In the wake of the new better Republican type motherfuckers decision to take a hint the fearless old worse for wear type Republican from Arizona has so graciously volunteered to run for both Senate seats from Arizona.
The maverick type asshole had this to say
"Jeff Flake is too principled to face the wrath of his constituents especially those nasty brutish and racist Trumpians.
Unlike that rookie I have no principles other than banging rich hags and fucking over the sheep.
Therefore I must keep the ball rolling on all things democrats find appealing while all all the while bad mouthing anybody who does want America to be for Americans and other assorted Nazi type endeavors such as repealing obamacare and letting folks keep more of their own money."
John"Just build the dang wall"McCain was shot down in Vietnam in case you forgot.
Seemingly the only attribute that qualifies him to lecture you on what is what.
As for Jeff Flake seems like the Trumpians ran him off before he could make good on his promise to run them off.
I say good riddance to the libertarian poser.
At least with the super american you know not to turn your back something the Cuba loving sourpuss hadn't made crystal clear yet.


Sunday, October 22, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Man steals ambulance with medic and patient inside

 A 44-year-old Dayton man is accused of stealing an ambulance with a medic and patient in back.
Within an hour of driving off Friday evening with the Dayton Fire Department life squad, the suspect — identified by police as Jeffrey Lamar Brown — was behind bars.The ambulance was taken around 6:30 p.m. after medics responded to a call in the 400 block of Salem Avenue. The keys were in the ignition when the suspect took off, according to a Dayton police report.

Remember kiddos don't do the crack.
Some peoples kids.

Friday, October 20, 2017

Good that'll cut down on the hooker and dealer traffic

 The Toronto Raptors are no longer staying at Trump Hotels

The lone Canadian NBA team is one of a growing list of professional sports teams avoiding Trump properties, according to a report in the Washington Post.
Head Coach Dwayne Casey confirmed the report Thursday, telling reporters the Raptors reached the decision after talking "about where we stand."
"It was a decision made by us, and, I think, a lot of teams in the league," Casey said.
A spokesperson for the Raptors told BuzzFeed Canada the team only stayed at the Trump SoHo hotel in New York.

May I suggest the Holiday Inn Express.
Anything to help them seem smarter.
But as a wise man once said "You can't fix stupid"
It's OK I've avoided the NBA for decades now.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Man sues United Airlines after man allegedly pees on his leg

A New Jersey man has filed a lawsuit against United Airlines claiming the airline did little to help after a drunken passenger peed on him during a cross-country flight earlier this year.
Daniel Card, of Pequannock, claims the airline allowed a visibly intoxicated man to board the flight, then made no efforts to intervene as the man relieved himself on Card's leg. Card was subsequently forced to endure a flight from Los Angeles to Newark covered in another man's pee, with allegedly little help from the flight crew.
"As the flight was getting ready to take off, the passenger seated in 24E took out his penis, and aimed it at Card and proceeded to urinate all over Card’s leg, while Card was confined to his seat due to an imminent departure of the flight," the suit, first reported on by Courthouse News, alleges.
Card says he attempted to resist the pee, but was unsuccessful in rousing the assailant from his drunken stupor.

A few swift rights to his facial region would've stopped that shit.
Some peoples kids.
The hits keep coming for United.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

This just in to BNN

OMFG I'm shocked.

Texas Tech shooter was too young to have gun under campus carry law,police say

A Texas law letting students carry firearms on college campuses did not contribute to the fatal shooting Monday of a Texas Tech police officer.
Hollis Daniels, a 19-year-old Texas Tech student, has been charged in the killing of the police officer. 
Campus police brought Daniels to the campus police station after finding evidence of drugs and drug paraphernalia in his dorm room. At the station, the freshman pulled out a gun and allegedly shot an officer in the head before fleeing on foot. Daniels was later apprehended by campus police near the Lubbock Municipal Coliseum and has been charged with capital murder of a peace officer.

Not only that but how did he have drugs that are illegal.
Doesn't he know there are laws against such things.
He probably didn't know murder was illegal too.
I'm pretty sure if there were just one more law everything would be OK.
That drug war is a real sweet deal,huh.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Sunday, September 24, 2017

I'll dust off my shocked face again

I could do this ten times a day twenty on Sunday.
But then there would be no time for babes.
Can't have that but here is a story that was pre-ordained the minute you added gubmint to it.

Puerto Rico's power woes are decades in the making

TOA BAJA, Puerto Rico—As residents grapple with power outages across the entire island, the task of turning the lights back on falls to an electrical utility saddled with rickety infrastructure, workforce reductions and financial troubles so deep it declared a form of bankruptcy in July.
Earlier this month, Hurricane Irma sideswiped the island, knocking out power to about 70% of the customers of the Puerto Rico Electric Power Authority, or Prepa. The utility had made significant strides in restoring electricity when Hurricane Maria struck Wednesday, wiping out power to 100% of its customers.
Ricardo Ramos, chief executive of Prepa, said that it could take months for power to be restored across the island.
“This is a major disaster, we have lost 100% of our energy, there has been a lot of flooding,” Gov. Ricardo Rosselló said Sunday.
Residents are bracing for an uncomfortable slog.
“People don’t think there will be light until after Christmas,” said Mara López, a resident of Toa Baja, near San Juan. Electricity “here is really unstable. It’s a system that has not been well-maintained, and every time the wind blows, it falls.”

Sorry I have no sorrow for the citizens of that place,
They have been warned of just these things for decades.
Unsurprisingly the gubmint that loves them so much just can't come through.
They never do but sheeples continuously vote as if they do.
This is what you get from the gubmint.
It's no surprise that misery rears it's head where the central planners plan
Sooner or later it always does voluntarily or not.
Shoulda took the dose of medicine when it was manageable.
Now you're just stuck with more and more misery.
More of that bad luck I hear about all the time.

It's not me it's you

You make it too easy NFL.
Once you lose me I'm gone.
Sure I'm only one dude but there are many more just like me.
Just ask NASCAR I was much more into that and then all of a sudden I wasn't.
A cautionary tale to be sure but you won't listen your kind never do.
Let it be at your peril then the folks you are trying to be inclusive of ain't all that inclusive.
Anyways football is an archaic brain killing game that is disproportionately played by marginalized house negroes who shouldn't let the man use their bodies for financial gain much like those hated white dudes whose statues are persona non grata these days.
This dissonance runs strong in the unthinking boobs who sabotage the one thing that disproportionately helps marginalized manboys who play a boys game for money.
Football is surely a sign of super actualized intelligence and we should let them fly their freak flags while paying for the privilege to do so.
So excuse me if I don't particularly appreciate being lectured to by sports players and their plantation overseers.
Fuck em all.

Oh yeah I almost forgot Fuck Jerry Jones especially. 

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Somebody didn't get asked to prom

Look at all that tolerance it's swimming in it.

So you're telling me diversity is bad,eh

Pardon my French:Quebec eases up on dozens of English terms,including grilled cheese

For decades, the guardians of the French language in Quebec have waged a relentless battle against encroachments of English into everyday life. So it's no small matter that the watchdogs have given their blessing to the humble grilled-cheese sandwich.
Under a new policy from the Office québécois de la langue française, "grilled-cheese" is now one of several English terms considered acceptable in French in Quebec. In a province where safeguarding French is regarded as a key to cultural survival, the shift has already stirred one polemic.
The office, known by its acronym OQLF, released a list of erstwhile banished terms that are now deemed permissible. Le baby boom can be used instead of le bébé-boum. A grilled cheese can sub for a sandwich au fromage fondant. And pain grillé is toast.

What's this aboot eh.
Imagine the gnashing of teeth if Mr.Trump mandated people in America to speak our language.
But this is different I suppose ain't it always.
But wait it gets better look at this paragraph.

 The OQLF, with its 15 full-time language terminologists and a staff of 230, devotes itself to finding French replacements for widespread English terms, and sometimes shows considerable imagination in doing so; it coined courriel to replace the ubiquitous e-mail (playing off the French term courrier, or mail) and mot-clic for hashtag, although égoportrait is having a tougher time pushing aside the popular selfie.

Who knew you needed so many speech police.
I wonder how you say what the fuck in French.
I'm sure it's way more prettier in French much like cheese eating surrender monkeys is soothing to my ears in french.
So having a distinct and separate culture is OK as long as it's not white Americans.
Good to know. 
Call me when hostilities commence in earnest I'm in in a big way.
C'est la vie comrades.