Showing posts with label commies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label commies. Show all posts

Sunday, July 9, 2017

You fucked up you trusted the government

Are goats taking jobs from union workers?

A battle is brewing at Western Michigan University this summer between a group of hungry goats and a labor union.
The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.
"AFSCME takes protecting the jobs of its members very seriously and we have an agreed-upon collective bargaining agreement with Western Michigan," said Union President Dennis Moore. "We expect the contract to be followed, and in circumstances where we feel it's needed, we file a grievance."
The grievance alleges that the university did not notify the union that it was planning to use goat crews on campus, according to a chief steward report supplied to the Battle Creek Enquirer.

 I have it on good authority these goats self-identify as human.
Goats are people too asshole.
Therefore we must respect their decision to do work Americans won't do.
Even if some union clock watchers have to sit home on unemployment.
We are a nation of goats and I for one will not stand by while speciesists use human privilege to deny these fine goats the ability to provide for their families.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

I hate slogans

He hates me almost as much as I hate John McCain.
I refuse to categorize the people I hate in a red and blue way.
I hate when assholes do that.
Do you hate me for that?

Thursday, April 6, 2017

A broken clock and all

She ain't right about almost anything.
Maybe alcohol should be illegal.
I predict prohibition of alcohol will work this time.
It's like communism it just hasn't been implemented correctly by the enlightened few.
If only you stubborn capitalist pigs would get with the program and follow the elites right straight to hell utopia could be realized.
Don't you want unicorns shitting rainbows you deplorables?

Monday, March 6, 2017

Almost a happy milestone in liberal heaven

Chicago goes nearly one week without a homicide

The Chicago Sun-Times and the Chicago Tribune reported the city had passed such a milestone on Sunday morning for the first time in more than five years.

However, that was before the Cook County Medical Examiner's office on Sunday afternoon reported the homicide of 22-year-old Antoine D. Watkins from multiple gunshot wounds. Police say they found him lying face down Saturday in a vacant lot about a block from where he lived in the Austin neighborhood on the city's west side.

Almost counts in gubmint work so pats on the back are in order.
Keep on fuckin that chicken Chicago.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Analysis:More fake news

The only way it happens if the government goes super secret double full retard.
Don't bet against that shit.
My prediction never happens here.
One of the things we do well is grow food.
We could do better but that's another post.

Are supermarkets facing the beginning of the end

 In the face of climate change, water shortages, and political instability, the current supermarket model is extremely vulnerable.
Supermarkets have got it all wrong. The model on which they operate, offering a vast selection of fresh fruits and vegetables imported from distant places year-round, is simply unsustainable. It depends on great quantities of fossil fuels to heat greenhouses and to fly or truck long distances, and precious resources like fresh water, often taken from places that don’t have much water to begin with.
The precariousness of this model became apparent earlier this winter, when the UK experienced shortages of lettuce, zucchini, spinach, and other green vegetables. Because of severe flooding in Spain, these foods were not available to import. Suddenly UK supermarkets were scrambling to fly produce across the Atlantic, all the way from California, at a tremendous financial loss to themselves. Why? To maintain the status quo, to stock shelves the ‘usual’ way, because shoppers have come to expect iceberg lettuce in January.

In case you don't click through that comes from
Shocking huh?
They won't be happy until we devolve to hunter gathererers but without the hunting.
The comments are atrocious.
By the way I planted some tomatoes and tomatoes.
Maybe today some cabbage.
There I lightened my carbon footprint exponentially higher than Al Gore ever has.
A net drag on humanity that dude is.
That is all.

Update:Add potatoes and potatoes to tomatoes and tomatoes.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Cue up the worlds smallest violin

Boo freakin hoo

Unconditional surrender and false Allied promises to Josef Stalin

A lot of people forget that the Soviet Union did about 90% of the actual fighting in the war against Hitler.  Starting in 1942 Stalin repeatedly asked his "allies" in the west to either open a second front Europe or at least send military forces, particularly air power to help Soviet forces.  In both cases he got promises that were never kept.
What he got instead was a declaration of a policy of "unconditional surrender" in early 1943 about which he was never consulted, a policy which gave the Germans every incentive to fight to the bitter end.   In spite of repeated protests from Stalin to modify this ill-considered policy, Roosevelt flatly refused to change his position, guaranteeing continued huge Russian losses while the west postponed its promised attack in the west for two years.
Even before the onset of the Cold War in the years after 1945, tension and distrust marked the relationship between Great Britain, the United States and the Soviet Union.  Although this tension was understandable given the ideological differences between capitalism and communism, a more important immediate cause was the bizarre, even duplicitous, conduct of President Franklin D. Roosevelt toward Josef Stalin.
Poor Uncle Joe the misunderstood one.
I find myself unmoved by the plight of commies.
I'm no FDR fan but if my decrepit mind remembers correctly without the gargantuan amount of aid we sent the reds the Soviet Union would have been erased from the face of the earth.
That they bore the brunt of fighting against the Nazis is more a geographical reality than a political one.
The writer must believe that if the situation were reversed his hero Stalin would have heroically and selflessly rushed in and sacrificed himself and millions of his comrades to make sure us capitalists pigs weren't needlessly slaughtered.
One must remember Stalin killed more commies than the Nazis ever did.
Apologists for commies really piss me off.
I guarantee you all his what ifs and hope sos never would have come to pass.
That is all.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Well there's a shocker

The shopping cart of a food stamp household:Lots of soda

What do households on food stamps buy at the grocery store?
The answer was largely a mystery until now. The United States Department of Agriculture, which oversees the $74 billion food stamp program called SNAP, has published a detailed report that provides a glimpse into the shopping cart of the typical household that receives food stamps.
The findings show that the No. 1 purchases by SNAP households are soft drinks, which accounted for about 10 percent of the dollars they spent on food. “In this sense, SNAP is a multibillion-dollar taxpayer subsidy of the soda industry,” said Marion Nestle, a professor of nutrition, food studies and public health at New York University. “It’s pretty shocking.”

74 billion dollars for food stamps.
Let that sink in.
Aren't you taxpayers feeling lucky you get to help the downtrodden become unhealthy drags on society.
Why should they worry about eating healthy?
They won't have to foot the bill for their bad habits you will.
The ever expanding welfare state will subsidize all their pathological proclivities.
Soda chips and free doctors what's not to like huh.
Meanwhile if I have no money for food I just do without.
I guess that's one of the advantages of all that white male privilege I got.
Meanwhile the gubmint won't tell the leeches what kind of food they may put in their bodies.
But somehow they can tell me what I can and can't put in my body.
Seems highly illogical don't it.
If gubmint does one thing well it's being illogical.
Don't get me started on all the other vote getting free shit.
What a country.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

More bad luck

Running out of other peoples money is always ugly.

Britain's health service is in "humanitarian crisis"

  Britain's health service is engulfed in a "humanitarian crisis" that requires the support of the Red Cross to use Land Rovers to transport patients, the charity said on Saturday.
Founded in 1948, the National Health Service (NHS) is a source of huge pride for many Britons who are able to access free care from the cradle to the grave.
But tight budgets, an ageing population and increasingly complex medical needs have left many hospitals struggling during the winter season in recent years, prompting headlines about patients being left to wait on trolleys for hours or even days.
The NHS rejected the Red Cross' description and the Department of Health said it had injected an additional 400 million pounds ($490 million) to help with the demand, but the opposition Labour Party called on Prime Minister Theresa May to do more to tackle the overcrowding.
"This is a national scandal," Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said in a statement.
"We should not have to rely on the Red Cross to provide the basic care the people of this country need. I am demanding that the prime minister comes to the House of Commons on Monday and sets out to the British people how she plans to fix her failure on the NHS.

There's something to be proud of I guess.
Whodathunk a government program would fail miserably in it's stated mission.
Reality always hits when you least expect it.
At least it's free so they got that going for them.

Bet ya he ain't no fuckin commie

Monday, December 5, 2016

Vegetarians swing from trees

Some monkey with opposable thumbs figured out that meat is a much better brain food.
Future monkeys then figured out that cooking your meat with fire makes it the ultimate brain food.
Hence the big fat brainbucket on your shoulders today.
Then we get to the study takers.
Stupider than your average monkey or vegetarian.

Vegetarian diets called good for people and the planet

Vegetarian diets are healthy for people of all ages, as well as the environment, according to a new update of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics' (AND) position on vegetarian diets.
Studies show that vegetarians generally have lower risks of obesity and chronic diseases such as type 2 diabetes, heart disease and certain cancers, according to the AND. That includes vegans -- who eschew not only meat and fish, but all animal products, including dairy.
On top of that, the new report said the diets are kinder to the environment.
It takes far fewer resources -- land, water, fuel and fertilizer -- to produce a pound of kidney beans than a pound of beef, for example.
"Vegetarian diets leave a lighter carbon footprint," said Susan Levin, one of the report authors and director of nutrition education at the nonprofit Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine in Washington, D.C.

Now nutritionists are lecturing on enviromental issues.
I won't go into the myriad reasons that the data they use means absolutely nothing.
Really the only one is vegetarians are acutely anal about their bodies which means more excercise etc.which might skew the results a fuckton.
You will note the use of generally a favorite weasel word of study takers
What this means is the numbers say what they want them to say and nothing else.
So they will have to excuse my disdain for their obvious politicking.
Plus anything that has Committee for Responsible anything is usually less than responsible or honorable on their said narrow interest.
Did I mention I hate study takers.
I do with the heat of 1 million suns.
Being omnivorous is the way to go baby.
So obvious even a caveman could see it. 
That is all.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

It should've spurred a look at the traffic laws

I wonder what those laws say about running motherfuckers over then stabbing them to see if they are still alive?
Riddle me that Caitlin.

Early reports of OSU shooter spur look at Ohio gun laws

 One suspect is reportedly dead and at least nine people are being treated for non-life-threatening injuries after a male attacker reportedly drove his car into a crowd of pedestrians and then stabbed them with a butcher knife on the Columbus campus of Ohio State University Monday morning. School officials initially reported the incident as a shooting but later stated that “injuries include stab wounds, injury by motor vehicle and other injuries that are being evaluated.”

I'm almost positive that it's against the law to use any tool to kill and maim folks.
Unless of course you work for the law makers.
I could be wrong maybe a gun law would stop Abdul from playing Death Race 2000 on unsuspecting special snowflakes.
Maybe there should be a law against any Abduls owning cars or knives.
I'm sure a law will stop all this mayhem.............................
I have just been informed that indeed there is a law that says murder is bad m'kay.
If there is such a law how could there be so many murders?
Don't these killers know these things.
I'm sure it's a big misunderstanding there are so many laws to contend with who can keep track.
For instance did you know there is a new law in Texas where criminals are required to give 24 hours notice to any victims either orally or in writing and also explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
That's the best law ever.
We have solved the crime problem you're welcome.