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Showing posts with label crazy fuckers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy fuckers. Show all posts

Friday, August 18, 2017

Knowing your shit


Who needs men anyways

You don't hear that everyday

Florida woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line,swims away with lure

A Florida fisherman got quite the catch Tuesday -- but it happened to be an intoxicated 22-year-old woman instead of a prized fish, according to police.

Authorities were called to the St. Johns County Pier at 6 p.m. after a fisherman said a woman bit his fishing line and swam off with his lure, Action News Jax reported.
The fisherman told deputies that Alexandria Turner, 22, appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed at him, according to a police report.
The 22-year-old woman then allegedly bit the fishing line and swam away with the rigging.

A true mermaid whodathunkit.
If I was fishing I'd probably be drinking something so probably a keeper for me YMMV.
I'm kinda slutty like that.
Gotta be the water cuz when I'm in Florida I always feel crazy.
Some peoples kids man.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Man peed on family of 3 at Metallica concert

GLENDALE, Ariz. - An Albuquerque man faces disorderly conduct and indecent exposure charges after urinating on a family of three at a Metallica concert in Glendale Friday night, according to court documents.
Arizona Department of Public Safety troopers arrested Daniel Francis Daddio, 44, Friday night at University of Phoenix Stadium.
The victim family -- a 10-year-old girl, her father and his wife -- told police they "felt warm liquid washing over their backs and legs."

He deserved a beatdown.
Some peoples kids man.

That's gonna suck for a while


Friday, August 4, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Man,77,arrested after dousing girlfriend in sex lube

A 77-year-old Florida man doused his 72-year-old girlfriend in “sex lube” after his request to get intimate was rejected by the victim, police allege.
According to an arrest affidavit, Roger Archambault squirted the lubricant “all over the victim’s shoulder and neck” around 11 PM Friday. Archambault, cops said, “wanted to have sex with the victim” and acted “when she denied him.”


I could be wrong but you gotta get the lube in the right place papaw.
If you need lube you ain't the dude.
Some peoples grandparents I swear.