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Showing posts with label crazy fuckers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy fuckers. Show all posts

Sunday, October 22, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Man steals ambulance with medic and patient inside

 A 44-year-old Dayton man is accused of stealing an ambulance with a medic and patient in back.
Within an hour of driving off Friday evening with the Dayton Fire Department life squad, the suspect — identified by police as Jeffrey Lamar Brown — was behind bars.The ambulance was taken around 6:30 p.m. after medics responded to a call in the 400 block of Salem Avenue. The keys were in the ignition when the suspect took off, according to a Dayton police report.

Remember kiddos don't do the crack.
Some peoples kids.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Phil?

It might be time for an intervention.

You don't hear that everyday

Man sues United Airlines after man allegedly pees on his leg

A New Jersey man has filed a lawsuit against United Airlines claiming the airline did little to help after a drunken passenger peed on him during a cross-country flight earlier this year.
Daniel Card, of Pequannock, claims the airline allowed a visibly intoxicated man to board the flight, then made no efforts to intervene as the man relieved himself on Card's leg. Card was subsequently forced to endure a flight from Los Angeles to Newark covered in another man's pee, with allegedly little help from the flight crew.
"As the flight was getting ready to take off, the passenger seated in 24E took out his penis, and aimed it at Card and proceeded to urinate all over Card’s leg, while Card was confined to his seat due to an imminent departure of the flight," the suit, first reported on by Courthouse News, alleges.
Card says he attempted to resist the pee, but was unsuccessful in rousing the assailant from his drunken stupor.

A few swift rights to his facial region would've stopped that shit.
Some peoples kids.
The hits keep coming for United.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Been there done that

The list is long.
Peoples authoritah means nothing to me.
I would take a paddlin often.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Life hack


Yes you most certainly do

Sometimes you just need to build a tree climbing robot chainsaw


The Hand Tool Rescue channel on YouTube does exactly what the name suggests: It salvages cool but aging tools, restores them, and gives them to people who need them. But enough practical matters.
Earlier this summer the HTR Instagram posted a video of this glorious Frankenstein contraption, a self-propelled wheeled machine that climbs a tree while wielding a running chainsaw that trims any branches—or anything else—in its way.
Behold the destructive power. Marvel at the craftsmanship. Ignore the little voice in your head that's wondering just why in the hell somebody would construct such a thing. As the post itself asks, however, you've got to wonder how to turn this thing off.

I love shit like this.
This is why we have nice things men and their infernal machines.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Daddy must be proud

Oops sorry bro my bad.

You don't hear that everyday

Snatched bacon leads to Waffle House arrest

An argument over stolen bacon at a local Waffle House led to the arrest of a 28-year-old man for disorderly intoxication.

According to his Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, the man took bacon off of a stranger’s plate and ate it in front of her.
When the victim told him he needed to replace the bacon, he demanded more food.
She asked him to move away from her, but he refused.
Other patrons stepped in to defend her and he tried to fight with them, the report said.

Nothing like this ever happens to me.
I'm guessing my charisma and charm are the cause.
Or it could be I'm 6'3" 250.
If you see me with bacon stand clear and keep your hands to yourself please.
I don't wanna hurt my hands with your face.
Hopefully they got in a few stiff rights to the head before Johnny Law got there.