Showing posts with label drunks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunks. Show all posts

Friday, February 16, 2018

You don't hear that everyday

Goat available for adoption after men allegedly force feed the animal cocaine and whiskey

A Grayson man is being held at the Gwinnett County Jail after a video of him and two other men force-feeding a goat cocaine and whiskey caught the attention of local law enforcement.
Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Office investigators executed search warrants at 28-year-old Sergio Palomares-Guzman’s Grayson New Hope Road home on Thursday, where he lived and worked as a horse trainer, according to Deputy Shannon Volkodav, spokeswoman for the sheriff’s office.
He has been charged with aggravated cruelty to animals in response to the video, which shows “Palomares-Guzman holding the goat’s horns while a second male suspect inserted cocaine into the goat’s nostril,” Volkodav said. “Palomares-Guzman then forced the goat’s mouth open while the second male suspect poured whiskey into the goat’s mouth.”

Where do I sign up for such cruelty?
Obviously an act of love.
George and Jeb unavailable for comment.


Tuesday, February 6, 2018

He shoulda heard the shit I said

Man struck woman over Tom Brady disses

A Florida man became “angry with rage” and struck his live-in girlfriend after she made “provocative statements about Tom Brady” as the couple watched the Super Bowl Sunday evening, cops charge.
According to a police report, Allen Tusing, 39, was viewing the football game with the victim in the bedroom of the Palmetto home they share.
After the woman, 39, “started to make provocative statements about Tom Brady,” Tusing became upset and first smashed his plate of food on the floor. Tusing then allegedly pushed his girlfriend onto the bed and, as he held her arms down, struck her “on the right side of her mouth area.”
Tusing’s son witnessed the incident and told police that his father warned the 39-year-old victim, “Hit me and I’ll hit you again.”

He wouldn't have been so froggy I'm guessing.
Weird huh?
Some peoples significant others I swear.

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Some peoples kids

Caledonia man allegedly shot at tree while intoxicated

CALEDONIA — A Caledonia man is charged with firing a gun while intoxicated and recklessly endangering safety.
Ethan Willison, 20, from the 6400 block of Charles Street, was charged with recklessly endangering safety, operating a firearm while intoxicated, possession of THC and drug paraphernalia.
His co-defendant, Troy David, 20, of the 5400 block of Langdale Drive, has been charged with possession of a firearm after a felony conviction, possession of THC, drug paraphernalia and a controlled substance.


Friday, January 19, 2018

You don't hear that everyday

Man allegedly punches himself in the face to avoid breathalyzer

BELFAST, Maine (WGME) – Belfast police say they have arrested a man who allegedly punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer test.
Police say they found the car of 27-year-old Brian Fogg in a ditch early Saturday morning on Waterville Road.
When they tried to administer a breathalyzer test, Fogg allegedly punched himself in the face three times, causing himself to bleed. Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test.

A well executed plan is wicked cool.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

You don't hear that everyday

Man ejected from Eagles game is charged for punching horse
Police say 22-year-old Taylor Hendricks was turned away from Saturday’s game between the Eagles and the Atlanta Falcons and then approached a mounted police officer and started punching a horse named Nicky in the face, neck and shoulder. Police say some of the blows landed on the officer’s legs.
Court records indicate Hendricks is charged with aggravated assault, trespassing and taunting a police animal.

Some peoples kids I swear.

Friday, November 24, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Naked drunken man drives into tree while having sex

LA GRANDE, Wash. (AP) — Authorities say a man who was drunk, naked and having sex with a woman while driving south of Tacoma missed a curve and struck a tree.
Washington State Patrol spokeswoman Brooke Bova says the crash happened at about 6 p.m. Wednesday on Mountain Highway East near La Grande.
Bova says the woman, who was also naked, was hospitalized with broken bones. Bova says her 3-month-old child in the backseat was uninjured.

Some peoples kids I swear.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Man sues United Airlines after man allegedly pees on his leg

A New Jersey man has filed a lawsuit against United Airlines claiming the airline did little to help after a drunken passenger peed on him during a cross-country flight earlier this year.
Daniel Card, of Pequannock, claims the airline allowed a visibly intoxicated man to board the flight, then made no efforts to intervene as the man relieved himself on Card's leg. Card was subsequently forced to endure a flight from Los Angeles to Newark covered in another man's pee, with allegedly little help from the flight crew.
"As the flight was getting ready to take off, the passenger seated in 24E took out his penis, and aimed it at Card and proceeded to urinate all over Card’s leg, while Card was confined to his seat due to an imminent departure of the flight," the suit, first reported on by Courthouse News, alleges.
Card says he attempted to resist the pee, but was unsuccessful in rousing the assailant from his drunken stupor.

A few swift rights to his facial region would've stopped that shit.
Some peoples kids.
The hits keep coming for United.

Monday, September 18, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Snatched bacon leads to Waffle House arrest

An argument over stolen bacon at a local Waffle House led to the arrest of a 28-year-old man for disorderly intoxication.

According to his Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, the man took bacon off of a stranger’s plate and ate it in front of her.
When the victim told him he needed to replace the bacon, he demanded more food.
She asked him to move away from her, but he refused.
Other patrons stepped in to defend her and he tried to fight with them, the report said.

Nothing like this ever happens to me.
I'm guessing my charisma and charm are the cause.
Or it could be I'm 6'3" 250.
If you see me with bacon stand clear and keep your hands to yourself please.
I don't wanna hurt my hands with your face.
Hopefully they got in a few stiff rights to the head before Johnny Law got there. 

Friday, August 18, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Florida woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line,swims away with lure

A Florida fisherman got quite the catch Tuesday -- but it happened to be an intoxicated 22-year-old woman instead of a prized fish, according to police.

Authorities were called to the St. Johns County Pier at 6 p.m. after a fisherman said a woman bit his fishing line and swam off with his lure, Action News Jax reported.
The fisherman told deputies that Alexandria Turner, 22, appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed at him, according to a police report.
The 22-year-old woman then allegedly bit the fishing line and swam away with the rigging.

A true mermaid whodathunkit.
If I was fishing I'd probably be drinking something so probably a keeper for me YMMV.
I'm kinda slutty like that.
Gotta be the water cuz when I'm in Florida I always feel crazy.
Some peoples kids man.