Showing posts with label fuck the government. Show all posts
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Sunday, June 11, 2017

Analysis:4 Tru Dats

Case in point
Unlike other places I actually do research on the subjects I opine on.
Second data point to confirm my observation.
There's enough dumb there to keep us all smiling for all eternity.
I call that conclusive boys and girls.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

You wanted WAR!!!

Lots of unpleasant shit happens in a war.

Mass search of Georgia high school included sexual assault and other hero shenanigans

 Back in April, I wrote about a mass drug search of 900 Georgia high school students. The search was done without a warrant and based on tips from students who had been questioned about a string of robberies. Those students told police there may be illicit drugs at the school. It included pat-downs and drug dog inspections of bags, lockers and cars. It all turned up nothing. It was the second such search in a month. Both were likely mass violations of the students’ Fourth Amendment rights.

Let us take a look at that pesky amendment.

Even teenagers are citizens despite what the commies tell you.
I would wager that the most of the most outraged of the outraged parents are lock em all up types.
All I got to say bout that is.
You and yours might not be interested in the consequences of any type of gubmint war on anything but eventually it becomes very interested in you.
Do you feel safe?
You'll never be safe but you can be free.
I prefer free.

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Why Europe is doomed in one pic

I mean it's not like peasants citizens are being massacred in the streets or anything.
Nero would be pleased.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Good thing that's not a muslim

A fuckton of of "americans"would be offended by such h8.
Personally I'm not shocked that people are shitheads.
Everybody is capable there are no saints.
I'm not offended by her shenanigans people should be allowed to broadcast just how lame and meaningless their "feelz" culture really is.
Anyways I'm not easily offended anyways I'm American like that.
That is all.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

How to be an insufferable asshole

There I fixed the headline to more truly convey the meaning of the article.

How to be a reduceatarian

This term is meant to include all people striving to reduce consumption of animal products.
The first-ever Reducetarian Summit took place in Manhattan last weekend. Speakers and visitors from around the world came together to talk about the importance of reducing societal meat consumption and implementing effective strategies to make it happen.
The term ‘reducetarian’ was coined by Brian Kateman, an energetic young New Yorker who spent years advocating for recycling, composting, and other environmentally-friendly practices before realizing that reducing meat consumption was the single most effective action he could take to help the climate.

Look at the first comment on this load of uncomposted bovine excrement.
It will tell you all you need to know about the motivations of your betters.
I assume the army of know-it-alls who attended did so by bipedal locomotion and not by some sort of  locomotion requiring the burning of fossilized photosynthesizing entities.
Don't let them fool you their ultimate goal is to rid Gaia of all non believers.
Composting you and all the other meat eaters is just a bump on the road to their ultimate goal of devolution.
They love only the right animals and you ain't one.
Prepare accordingly.

Monday, May 22, 2017

I've never felt more free

This is gonna work great.
Obviously the great minds in Austin have outsmarted those meth heads finally.
I predict a meth free Texas in a matter of days.
I'm sure of it.
I've never had the need of a beaker but if I ever do I wanna be able to fucking buy it.
A permit for a beaker what a state.
Couldn't they do something helpful like discontinue converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Obviously a gubmint solution to a gubmint caused disaster is the solution

 Keep on fuckin that chicken.
More direct effect of gubmint sin taxes doing exactly what they were told they were going to do but oddly they didn't listen. 

Organized crime ring made millions smuggling cigarettes and writing bad checks in Va.

 A bust of a major organized crime ring that made millions smuggling cigarettes and committing bank fraud in Virginia has resulted in 43 indictments and more than 740 charges, Fairfax County police announced Friday.
An extensive two-year investigation uncovered a sprawling operation with more than 150 suspects engaged in transporting cigarettes from the Richmond area to New York City, writing bad checks, money laundering, and committing shootings and other violent crimes in the Richmond area, officials said.
Authorities there said the ring sold $30 million worth of cigarettes on the black market and created 29 fake businesses in the Richmond area to make bulk purchases of cigarettes, the Richmond Times-Dispatch reported
More gubmint caused crime they really are as fucking stupid as they look.
I would make a reasoned and effective argument about this shit but fuck that I'd rather bang my head on the wall.
That is all.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

El Duce was a swell guy

If you look past the rapes,murders and all the other malevolent crap that shitbird did.
You get this peach of a story

In bed with Benito:Sex diaries reveal Mussolini's softer side

 Mussolini's mistress, Clara Petacci, recorded intimate details of her affair with Il Duce in her journal. Her newly published diary reveals Mussolini as a sex-addicted anti-Semite who found Hitler "very likeable" -- and who occasionally suffered from impotence.

Other than being a sociopath he was lovable and cuddly.
It is good to know these things.
I now have a better appreciation for why I don't like shitbirds.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Sgt.Schultz unavailable for comment

Investigation finds inmates built computers and hid them in ceiling

COLUMBUS, Ohio (WSYX/WTTE) The discovery of two working computers hidden in a ceiling at the Marion Correctional Institution prompted an investigation by the state into how inmates got access.
In late July, 2015 staff at the prison discovered the computers hidden on a plywood board in the ceiling above a training room closet. The computers were also connected to the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction's network.
Authorities say they were first tipped off to a possible problem in July, when their computer network support team got an alert that a computer "exceeded a daily internet usage threshold." When they checked the login being used, they discovered an employee's credentials were being used on days he wasn't scheduled to work.

Overworked and underpaid is their mantra.
Internet access would be quite the money maker.
But I'm sure they were just playing solitaire just like the guards.
The ingenuity of humans in prison is unbounded.
I predict some sternly worded letters will be put in the employee files and suspensions with pay are forthcoming at Stalag 13.

Monday, April 10, 2017


Only the gubmint can be counted on for such things.
Regular citizens should leave these things to their betters.
Their insolence has been noted by gubmint fanboys fanpersons.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

A broken clock and all

She ain't right about almost anything.
Maybe alcohol should be illegal.
I predict prohibition of alcohol will work this time.
It's like communism it just hasn't been implemented correctly by the enlightened few.
If only you stubborn capitalist pigs would get with the program and follow the elites right straight to hell utopia could be realized.
Don't you want unicorns shitting rainbows you deplorables?

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

No shit huh?


Why french fries are more of a superfood than kale

A superfood is a bit like Superman... except it doesn't wear a cape, can't fly, and won't save your life.
The lack of a cape and an inability to fly should come as no surprise to superfood fans, but ardent eaters of goji berries, blueberries, acai, and kale might be surprised to learn that these foods, and other "superfoods" like them, do not magically grant health and longevity.
This blunt truth actually runs counter to the Oxford Dictionary's definition of a superfood: "a nutrient-rich food considered to be especially beneficial for health and well-being." The Oxford Dictionary needs to hire some fact-checkers.
'The term "superfoods" is at best meaningless and at worst harmful,'

I'm shocked to find study takers disseminating factually challenged conclusions.
That almost never happens.
It's almost as if you can just say anything and be believed by the sheep if you supply a "study"
This is why it is good to be cynical.
You won't find me wasting money on chia seeds and acai beeries or any other fad of the week foods.
Nope I waste my money on shit that studies say will kill me dead.
The only study I subscribe to is the one that we all die.
You can bet mine won't be death by kale either.
Not that I don't like kale I do but only with copious amounts of pig fat added.
Just another in a long line of nails in my coffin.
Oh well what do I want to do live forever?
Personally I think it would blow.
One thing I'm pretty sure of is I won't live to see President Chelsea Clinton.
And that my friends is very good news indeed.
Now excuse me I need a cancer stick.
Gotta keep pounding those nails lest my nightmare become reality.
Never underestimate the stupidity of "Americans" studies say.


Tuesday, April 4, 2017

It's so different from lottery or horse racing

More freedom from the most free state evah.
More flanking action to get into your wallet from the honorable shitbags lawmakers who deserve our undying appreciation for clarifying what they think your actions should be.

Texas lawmakers trying to legalize fantasy sports
Over a year after Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton questioned whether fantasy sports are legal, state lawmakers are mulling the idea over.
Last January, Paxton likened paid fantasy sports sites to online gambling, which is illegal.
Being heard on Monday, Rep. Richard Peña Raymond (D-Laredo) filed a measure aimed to protect Texans who play online sports fantasy games. Fantasy sports would be labeled as games of skill instead of games of chance.

I'm guessing lottery is a game of skill but I'm sure that's a different story.
Why you may ask?
For the chillruns silly rabbit.Do you hate the chillruns you haters.
Only gubmint approved gambling is allowed in the Land of Liberty.
Meanwhile you go across the borders and count the Texas plates at the casinos.
Don't they know that casino gambling is verboten in Texas?
They are being very bad citizens throwing their money away on the doubleplusungood activity of doing what they damn well please as long as nobody else is harmed.
Gubmint is always on top of the important shit.
The shit they can control they have no interest in that shit.
Nope we get assholes freeing us from the scourge of Fantasy sports unlawfulness.
What a state/country.
That is all.

Friday, March 24, 2017

No shit huh?


Cancer is partly caused by bad luck,study finds

Cancer can be caused by tobacco smoke or by an inherited trait, but new research finds that most of the mutations that lead to cancer crop up naturally.
The authors of the study published Thursday poked a hornet's nest by suggesting that many cancers are unavoidable.
The provocative findings by Bert Vogelstein and Cristian Tomasetti at the Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center, have stirred up a heated scientific debate that started two years ago, when they published a report along similar lines.
Back then, critics said they were undercutting important messages about cancer prevention. So when these scientists had new results to report, Vogelstein addressed that concern head-on.

Wait ain't luck some crazy superstition like,say religion.
Not islam of course just those other crazy ones.
This is on NPR after all.
But I digress.
The nanny staters hate this shit.
If it gets out to the rubes many well paying careers of do goodery will be up in smoke.
One can still dream in this nominally free country.
They never have a satisfactory answer to the smokers who never get lung cancer question.
Who needs answers when you can browbeat study takers into saying exactly what you want to be heard.