Showing posts with label fuck the government. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuck the government. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

El Duce was a swell guy

If you look past the rapes,murders and all the other malevolent crap that shitbird did.
You get this peach of a story

In bed with Benito:Sex diaries reveal Mussolini's softer side

 Mussolini's mistress, Clara Petacci, recorded intimate details of her affair with Il Duce in her journal. Her newly published diary reveals Mussolini as a sex-addicted anti-Semite who found Hitler "very likeable" -- and who occasionally suffered from impotence.

Other than being a sociopath he was lovable and cuddly.
It is good to know these things.
I now have a better appreciation for why I don't like shitbirds.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Sgt.Schultz unavailable for comment

Investigation finds inmates built computers and hid them in ceiling

COLUMBUS, Ohio (WSYX/WTTE) The discovery of two working computers hidden in a ceiling at the Marion Correctional Institution prompted an investigation by the state into how inmates got access.
In late July, 2015 staff at the prison discovered the computers hidden on a plywood board in the ceiling above a training room closet. The computers were also connected to the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction's network.
Authorities say they were first tipped off to a possible problem in July, when their computer network support team got an alert that a computer "exceeded a daily internet usage threshold." When they checked the login being used, they discovered an employee's credentials were being used on days he wasn't scheduled to work.

Overworked and underpaid is their mantra.
Internet access would be quite the money maker.
But I'm sure they were just playing solitaire just like the guards.
The ingenuity of humans in prison is unbounded.
I predict some sternly worded letters will be put in the employee files and suspensions with pay are forthcoming at Stalag 13.

Monday, April 10, 2017


Only the gubmint can be counted on for such things.
Regular citizens should leave these things to their betters.
Their insolence has been noted by gubmint fanboys fanpersons.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

A broken clock and all

She ain't right about almost anything.
Maybe alcohol should be illegal.
I predict prohibition of alcohol will work this time.
It's like communism it just hasn't been implemented correctly by the enlightened few.
If only you stubborn capitalist pigs would get with the program and follow the elites right straight to hell utopia could be realized.
Don't you want unicorns shitting rainbows you deplorables?

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

No shit huh?


Why french fries are more of a superfood than kale

A superfood is a bit like Superman... except it doesn't wear a cape, can't fly, and won't save your life.
The lack of a cape and an inability to fly should come as no surprise to superfood fans, but ardent eaters of goji berries, blueberries, acai, and kale might be surprised to learn that these foods, and other "superfoods" like them, do not magically grant health and longevity.
This blunt truth actually runs counter to the Oxford Dictionary's definition of a superfood: "a nutrient-rich food considered to be especially beneficial for health and well-being." The Oxford Dictionary needs to hire some fact-checkers.
'The term "superfoods" is at best meaningless and at worst harmful,'

I'm shocked to find study takers disseminating factually challenged conclusions.
That almost never happens.
It's almost as if you can just say anything and be believed by the sheep if you supply a "study"
This is why it is good to be cynical.
You won't find me wasting money on chia seeds and acai beeries or any other fad of the week foods.
Nope I waste my money on shit that studies say will kill me dead.
The only study I subscribe to is the one that we all die.
You can bet mine won't be death by kale either.
Not that I don't like kale I do but only with copious amounts of pig fat added.
Just another in a long line of nails in my coffin.
Oh well what do I want to do live forever?
Personally I think it would blow.
One thing I'm pretty sure of is I won't live to see President Chelsea Clinton.
And that my friends is very good news indeed.
Now excuse me I need a cancer stick.
Gotta keep pounding those nails lest my nightmare become reality.
Never underestimate the stupidity of "Americans" studies say.


Tuesday, April 4, 2017

It's so different from lottery or horse racing

More freedom from the most free state evah.
More flanking action to get into your wallet from the honorable shitbags lawmakers who deserve our undying appreciation for clarifying what they think your actions should be.

Texas lawmakers trying to legalize fantasy sports
Over a year after Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton questioned whether fantasy sports are legal, state lawmakers are mulling the idea over.
Last January, Paxton likened paid fantasy sports sites to online gambling, which is illegal.
Being heard on Monday, Rep. Richard Peña Raymond (D-Laredo) filed a measure aimed to protect Texans who play online sports fantasy games. Fantasy sports would be labeled as games of skill instead of games of chance.

I'm guessing lottery is a game of skill but I'm sure that's a different story.
Why you may ask?
For the chillruns silly rabbit.Do you hate the chillruns you haters.
Only gubmint approved gambling is allowed in the Land of Liberty.
Meanwhile you go across the borders and count the Texas plates at the casinos.
Don't they know that casino gambling is verboten in Texas?
They are being very bad citizens throwing their money away on the doubleplusungood activity of doing what they damn well please as long as nobody else is harmed.
Gubmint is always on top of the important shit.
The shit they can control they have no interest in that shit.
Nope we get assholes freeing us from the scourge of Fantasy sports unlawfulness.
What a state/country.
That is all.

Friday, March 24, 2017

No shit huh?


Cancer is partly caused by bad luck,study finds

Cancer can be caused by tobacco smoke or by an inherited trait, but new research finds that most of the mutations that lead to cancer crop up naturally.
The authors of the study published Thursday poked a hornet's nest by suggesting that many cancers are unavoidable.
The provocative findings by Bert Vogelstein and Cristian Tomasetti at the Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center, have stirred up a heated scientific debate that started two years ago, when they published a report along similar lines.
Back then, critics said they were undercutting important messages about cancer prevention. So when these scientists had new results to report, Vogelstein addressed that concern head-on.

Wait ain't luck some crazy superstition like,say religion.
Not islam of course just those other crazy ones.
This is on NPR after all.
But I digress.
The nanny staters hate this shit.
If it gets out to the rubes many well paying careers of do goodery will be up in smoke.
One can still dream in this nominally free country.
They never have a satisfactory answer to the smokers who never get lung cancer question.
Who needs answers when you can browbeat study takers into saying exactly what you want to be heard.

Monday, March 6, 2017

Almost a happy milestone in liberal heaven

Chicago goes nearly one week without a homicide

The Chicago Sun-Times and the Chicago Tribune reported the city had passed such a milestone on Sunday morning for the first time in more than five years.

However, that was before the Cook County Medical Examiner's office on Sunday afternoon reported the homicide of 22-year-old Antoine D. Watkins from multiple gunshot wounds. Police say they found him lying face down Saturday in a vacant lot about a block from where he lived in the Austin neighborhood on the city's west side.

Almost counts in gubmint work so pats on the back are in order.
Keep on fuckin that chicken Chicago.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Analysis:More fake news

The only way it happens if the government goes super secret double full retard.
Don't bet against that shit.
My prediction never happens here.
One of the things we do well is grow food.
We could do better but that's another post.

Are supermarkets facing the beginning of the end

 In the face of climate change, water shortages, and political instability, the current supermarket model is extremely vulnerable.
Supermarkets have got it all wrong. The model on which they operate, offering a vast selection of fresh fruits and vegetables imported from distant places year-round, is simply unsustainable. It depends on great quantities of fossil fuels to heat greenhouses and to fly or truck long distances, and precious resources like fresh water, often taken from places that don’t have much water to begin with.
The precariousness of this model became apparent earlier this winter, when the UK experienced shortages of lettuce, zucchini, spinach, and other green vegetables. Because of severe flooding in Spain, these foods were not available to import. Suddenly UK supermarkets were scrambling to fly produce across the Atlantic, all the way from California, at a tremendous financial loss to themselves. Why? To maintain the status quo, to stock shelves the ‘usual’ way, because shoppers have come to expect iceberg lettuce in January.

In case you don't click through that comes from
Shocking huh?
They won't be happy until we devolve to hunter gathererers but without the hunting.
The comments are atrocious.
By the way I planted some tomatoes and tomatoes.
Maybe today some cabbage.
There I lightened my carbon footprint exponentially higher than Al Gore ever has.
A net drag on humanity that dude is.
That is all.

Update:Add potatoes and potatoes to tomatoes and tomatoes.

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Don't worry I ain't forgot

I ain't as dumb as I look.

Don't forget Castro was a monster

Fidel Castro entered Havana on January 8, 1959, to wild acclaim from all quarters. Most Cubans were jubilant; Castro was promising an end to the corrupt governments that had plagued Cuba since independence. Far from any Communism, Castro was promising a revolution "as green as Cuba's palm trees!" with national elections in three months. Private property would be secure, a free press guaranteed, friendly relations with the U.S. were essential.

"Fidel esta es tu casa!" read impromptu signs that were springing up across the front of thousands of Cuban homes, including mansions, humble country shacks and everything in between.

The New York Times had been singing Castro's praises since the first interview with him as a rebel in February 1957. By now most of the international press had joined the cheerleading.

All the usual suspects were in play just like today.
RTWT you'll see our favorite phrase "Social Justice".
If you've got SJ it's gonna be a bad time.
Fake news ain't no new phenomenon.
Like I said I've been woke about commies all my life.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Another shocker

Temperature drop boosts Kiwi glaciers

While the most of the world’s glaciers shrink, some of New Zealand’s have actually advanced during the past few decades.
But far from challenging the idea of global warming, new research suggests the phenomenon is linked to cooler temperatures resulting from human-induced climate change.
At least 58 glaciers across New Zealand have shown growth between 1983 and 2008, bucking global trends, so a team led by Andrew Mackintosh from the Victoria University of Wellington set about investigating why.
“Glaciers advancing is very unusual, especially in this period when the vast majority worldwide shrank in size as a result of our warming world,” Mackintosh says.
Reporting in Nature Communication, the team used computer modelling to investigate climate impacts on glaciers across New Zealand, including two that advanced almost continuously throughout the 25-year study period. 

It's so counter intuitive that it borders on insane.
No contrary evidence to the narrative is allowed.
So you get cold is warm wet is dry and all the other pretzels the "scientists" tie themselves in.
More computer modeling surprisingly confirms the narrative.
I'm shocked!

Gubmint work

Monday, February 13, 2017

It's too late

The cat is out of the bag.97% of you scumbags are hacks.

Why I'd rather not march

I've have been thinking a lot about Americans and our jobs this week, since the announcement of the March for Science was made. If you haven't yet heard the news, what started as a suggestion on Reddit a couple of weeks ago quickly blossomed into a full-scale movement for a nationwide march in support of science. The event is scheduled to take place on April 22.
But there is a lot to unpack here. A recent Op-Ed by coastal ecologist Robert Young argued that the march was a bad idea. He cautioned: "Trying to recreate the pointedly political Women's March will serve only to reinforce the narrative ... that scientists are an interest group [who] politicize their data, research and findings for their own ends."

They are an interest group interested in lining their pockets with other peoples money.
That"scientists"are worried about who is charge of the government tells you all you need to know.
Nobody is trying to stop them from doing their job.
That someone is looking into their bullshit is the problem.
Don't forget the pussyhats guys.
The people who don't give a fuck about your bullshit love stupid shit like that.
Has there ever been a greater rending of garments and gnashing of teeth than that from Nov.8 till now.
This surpasses the last time a republican who was supposed to lose but didn't.
Funny that huh.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Oh fuck off already

How we are all cooking rice incorrectly and could be endangering our health

HEALTHY eaters using rice as an alternative to roast potatoes or chips could be in danger of eating arsenic if they don’t cook it properly, experts have warned.
The chemical has been linked to cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and developmental problems, reports The Sun
The latest advice comes after health officials warned burning potatoes, chips and toast could be linked to cancer.
Here’s all you need to know:
Is there arsenic in rice?
Arsenic occurs naturally in the environment, but rice tends to absorb it more than other cereal crops and also takes it up from pesticides in soil and industrial toxins.
New limits on safe levels of arsenic in food were set by the EU in 2016, although boffins have different views on what level is safe to eat.

This is even more stupid than the other thing I read and was gonna post about.
That was about launching nuclear waste and other toxic shit into the sun.
This is at least 50 times stupider.
How the fuck do you get a billion Chinese if rice is dangerous.
These fucking experts are some of the most idiotic motherfuckers around.
The sad part is they usually work for the government.
Next they will tell me steak is bad for me.
Oops I forgot they did.Why you may ask?
Cuz grill marks.
Fuckin assholes.

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Then withdraw your name and resign your judgeship

I find almost everything they do disheartening and demoralizing.
Does the honorable asshole from Conn. care about that.
I don't think so.
As if these assholes are above reproach.

Gorsuch panned Trump's judiciary attacks 'Disheartening and demoralizing' says Senator

Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) said Supreme Court nominee Judge Neil Gorsuch told him President-elect Trump’s criticism of the judicial branch over his executive order was “disheartening and demoralizing.”
“Courts seem to be so political and it would be so great for our justice system if they could read a statement and do what’s right,” Trump said today after Tuesday’s arguments before the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals.

That he said it to one of the most anti-Constution assholes around says all you need to know about our new so-called Constitution lover.
A simple non-answer would suffice.
But he feels the need to show off his holier than thou bullshit.
I've been a little perturbed with the Prezzy the last few days.
Now I'm on his side again.
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in.
Fuckin assholes.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

I'm sure crime has nothing to do with it

But keep on telling yourself different.

Dallas County ranks last in key growth area

The story of North Texas has long been one of rapid population growth, but a recent report from a state agency has proven that is not the only story.
According to the Texas Demographic Center, Dallas County ranks last among the state's 254 counties in three categories that measure people moving into or out of an area: net internal migration, total net migration and total net migration and immigration.

DISD and crime would be the top two reasons for this trend.
Instead it will be chalked up to racism,xenophobia and gentrification.
Everything demorats touch turns to shit.
The latest casualty Dallas County. 
They'll rue the day they went full retard.