Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts

Thursday, December 21, 2017

More news from the Freedom state

New Texas law helps with bullying

News flash it won't help one bit.

Texas teachers have a new tool to help fight bullying. The new law known as David’s Law gives them more authority over students.
The educators are taking their fight against bullying off campus and online. In the past, schools only handled bullying on campus. Now they can discipline students for messages they send sitting in their own bedroom.
“If anything occurs outside the school setting, but it interferes with the educational environment of the student during the school day, even though it occurred outside school hours, it can be addressed,” said Manuel Castruita, the director of counseling at El Paso ISD.
The law requires administrators to inform parents of victims and bullies about incidents. And districts must create a policy to reporting bullying and how students can get counseling.

Any law that has a name such as this is going to be terrible.
Parents will regret this monstrosity immediately.
Do you have any idea how many teachers are complete dolts.
Unintended consequences are a real bitch.
I will laugh my ass off the minute they manifest.
"Educators"can't even do their primary mission of educating so by all means let's put them in charge of all childhood problems.
I think I would have been better served by some touchy feely when I got bullied instead of my old mans solution of suck it up and do something about it buttercup or maybe not.

Friday, November 24, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Naked drunken man drives into tree while having sex

LA GRANDE, Wash. (AP) — Authorities say a man who was drunk, naked and having sex with a woman while driving south of Tacoma missed a curve and struck a tree.
Washington State Patrol spokeswoman Brooke Bova says the crash happened at about 6 p.m. Wednesday on Mountain Highway East near La Grande.
Bova says the woman, who was also naked, was hospitalized with broken bones. Bova says her 3-month-old child in the backseat was uninjured.

Some peoples kids I swear.

Monday, November 6, 2017

Heh looks like a NASCAR race

More goodness here NFL continues to suffer massive number of empty seats

It's over Johnny NASCAR addresses declining attendance TV viewership

NASCAR is in trouble.
The sport’s attendance and TV viewership numbers have been in a free fall for almost a decade. The lengthy list of reasons includes the Great Recession, the rise of cord-cutting, the comforts of home-viewing, confusing rule changes and the supposed political correctness of the drivers.
And even though Sunday’s AAA Texas 500 is a critical race in NASCAR’s playoffs, the crowd at Texas Motor Speedway won’t approach the 191,000 who turned out for the spring race 10 years ago.
Before the 2013 season, NASCAR announced that it would no longer provide attendance statistics. At the time, 21 of the 23 tracks were publicly owned by officials who didn’t want to release those numbers because they didn’t want to provide “earnings guidance.”

I tried to tell them but they were to busy smoking crack.
It's all good though I don't even miss it.
You could have offered me a free ticket and beer and I wouldn't have made 50 mile drive to TMS. 
Just like I don't miss the less than lackluster NFL.
Even my Cowboys don't make the cut.
Good riddance.
Oh yeah I almost forgot fuck Jerry Jones.


Sunday, November 5, 2017

Words mean whatever someone wants them to mean asshole

Unsurprisingly some asshole democrat has a problem with the feelz veto.
Must not have gotten the memo.

NBA drama breaks out over over using the word owner

Mark Cuban is taking exception to Draymond Green’s comments about team owners.
Green said last week they should be called chairmen, as not to insinuate that they own someone, in the wake of Texans owner Bob McNair’s comment that the NFL “can’t have inmates running the prison.”
Now, Cuban wants an apology.
“For him to try to turn it into something it’s not is wrong,” the Mavericks owner told ESPN. “He owes the NBA an apology. I think he does, because to try to create some connotation that owning equity in a company that you busted your ass for is the equivalent of ownership in terms of people, that’.

Shouldn't he be more worried about his crappy team?
Not fun being gored by your own ox is it?
I say good I love this stupid shit.
I hope they all drown on their sanctimony and hypocrisy.
I think it is beyond time to stop these professional sports leagues.
They are nothing but modern day plantations using up black bodies for white chairmen's bottom line.
Of course Draymond won't do the right thing if he feels oppressed by a bunch of racist slaveholders.
Like retire ASAP and return any blood money he has received.
It's still a nominally free country.
I would applaud his stance on this most pressing issue of oppressed sportsball players.
Somehow I doubt none of these modern day Frederick Douglas' will do the right thing though.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Well fuck you right back

Bush presidents critical of Trump in new book

Former presidents George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush are offering their harshest public opinions of President Trump yet — including the elder Bush’s description of the current commander-in-chief as a “blowhard.”
Those comments appear in a new book on the father-son duo from historian Mark Updegrove, titled “The Last Republicans.” The former presidents have alluded to their thoughts on Mr. Trump’s leadership before. Last month, George W. Bush said “bigotry seems emboldened” under Mr. Trump. But in Updegrove’s book, set to release Nov. 14, the two men offer their bluntest comments yet. 

If they are the last Republicans then good riddance to bad rubbish.
Two assholes who were conspicuously silent as obummer took a big giant dump on the country.
Tells you where their sympathies lie.
Having no balls is a family trait it seems.
And don't give me the song and dance about the elder shrubs excursion over Macho Grande.
Fuck em both.

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Have you no decency sir

More women accuse George HW Bush of grabbing their backsides

A third woman has accused former President George H.W. Bush of inappropriate behavior.
Author Christina Baker Kline said it happened during a fundraiser for Barbara Bush’s foundation three years ago. She said the former president made a dirty joke and groped her during a photo.
Kline said a Bush family employee acknowledged the incident and asked her to be “discreet.”
Earlier this week actress Jordana Grolnick said the now 93-year-old wheelchair-bound former president grabbed her buttocks during a group photo last year at the Ogunquit Playhouse in Maine.
She told Deadspin that Bush quipped that his favorite magician is "David Cop-a-Feel" and grabbed her. She said Barbara Bush responded, "He's going to get himself put in jail."

It's almost as if all these Dudleydoright assholes are dirtbags.
I'm shocked!
Bill Kristol was unavailable for comment.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

The hard way looked pretty easy

Cincinnati area Speedway clerk knocks out would be robber

Andre Young is still listed as an inmate in the Hamilton County Jail. His next court appearance is scheduled for November 2, 2017, at 10:30 a.m. Young  is facing charges of Aggravated Robbery (F1) and Assault (F2). As seen in our video, during his court appearance on Wednesday Young was visibly injured and  using crutches on his way into the court. Young also sustained a black eye that has been swollen completely shut. 
“We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” Andre Young allegedly told the clerk at a Speedway gas station in Forest Park while waving a box cutter at him Monday.
You should see the shiner on this idiot. 
A large Christmas bonus should be mandatory for the clerk.
Some peoples kids.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

A real pussy grabber

More news from the have you no decency wing of the freedom party.

George HW Bush apologizes to actress after she claims he sexually assaulted her during a photo shoot

George H. W. Bush has apologized to an actress who accused him of sexually assaulting her while they posed for a photograph together four years ago.
The actress, Heather Lind, wrote in a now-deleted Instagram post that she was standing next to the former president when he “touched me from behind from his wheelchair with his wife Barbara Bush by his side.” Lind also alleges Bush told her a “dirty joke.”
The 93-year-old apologized to Lind in a statement obtained by PEOPLE.

All sexual crimes must be prosecuted to the full extent of the law unless they are perpetrated against men.
In those cases we use the get over it already dodge.
I for one cannot stand by while men of money and unfathomable privilege prey upon somebody who clearly is a person of substance and ability.
I know she is that because Hollywood is a meritocracy where the best thespians always get the role.
None of that high school most popular crap in that no nonsense business.
That she was so brave to come forward 4 years later with this tale of depravity so cruel as to hurt my very being is courageous in the extreme.
You go girl!

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Breaking News @BNN

In the wake of the new better Republican type motherfuckers decision to take a hint the fearless old worse for wear type Republican from Arizona has so graciously volunteered to run for both Senate seats from Arizona.
The maverick type asshole had this to say
"Jeff Flake is too principled to face the wrath of his constituents especially those nasty brutish and racist Trumpians.
Unlike that rookie I have no principles other than banging rich hags and fucking over the sheep.
Therefore I must keep the ball rolling on all things democrats find appealing while all all the while bad mouthing anybody who does want America to be for Americans and other assorted Nazi type endeavors such as repealing obamacare and letting folks keep more of their own money."
John"Just build the dang wall"McCain was shot down in Vietnam in case you forgot.
Seemingly the only attribute that qualifies him to lecture you on what is what.
As for Jeff Flake seems like the Trumpians ran him off before he could make good on his promise to run them off.
I say good riddance to the libertarian poser.
At least with the super american you know not to turn your back something the Cuba loving sourpuss hadn't made crystal clear yet.


Thursday, September 28, 2017