Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Why am I not surprised

All politicians are little Hitlers.
What I do to my body is nobody's fucking business but my own.
Especially the gubmint Nazis.
That is all.

Sunday, August 6, 2017

I could've done a study on this sadness

On the cheap too unlike some gubmint funded "scientific study".
Then nobody when have been shocked at the utter failure of feelings as a cure all.

Second deadly shooting in Baltimore's 'Nobody kill anybody' weekend

Going into the weekend, Baltimore activist Erricka Bridgeford had a simple hope and request: Nobody kill anybody for 72 hours.
It was too much to ask for in a city on pace to record its highest annual homicide toll, a place still reeling from the racially-charged riots that followed the 2015 death of Freddie Gray at the hands of police.
Some 40 hours into the grassroots ceasefire, a 24-year-old man was fatally shot. Within a few hours, a 37-year-old was also killed by gunshots.
And Baltimore police are once again investigating not one but two homicides.
The victims were taken to the hospital, one by friends, the other one by medics. Both died there.
Before the hoped-for cessation of violence, Bridgeford and other community leaders hit the streets of West Baltimore, urging drug dealers and gang members to put their guns down.
It's funny we have an unspoken bond where I live to not kill anybody almost anytime.
Even with that wiggle room the only excitement we have around here is the old guy across the street having the whole fire department over for a trip to the hospital till the next time.
Funny that huh.
Nobody thought to ask how unicorn farts and hopeful thinking won't stop animals from shooting  killing other animals and other not so animalistic animals.
Notice the chick has a feelz solution.
How much you wanna bet her pet peeves are the wage gap.not talking out solutions and penises. 
I've got 5 dollars.

Update:I changed shooting to killing there are too nmany ways to off a motherfucker to just say shooting,
My bad.
Maybe we need some common sense murder regulations.
I would start with making murdering any preferred pronoun person illegal.

You keep using that word "man"

I don't think it means what you think it does.

Vegan cafe charges 18% "man tax" to address wage gap

The Handsome Her shop, in Melbourne, Australia, had hoped to shine a light on the gender pay gap with its controversial new rules.
Owner Alex O’Brien, who is also a feminist, told the Broadsheet website: ‘I do want people to think about it, because we’ve had this (pay discrepancy) for decades and decades and we’re bringing it to the forefront of people’s minds.
‘I like that it is making men stop and question their privilege a little bit.’

I'm sure the cafe was built by pure girl power.
What self respecting "man" would eat there.
I sense a true money maker opportunity here.  
There could be true girl power products only.
Think about it there are all kinds of virtue signalling products and services.
The possibilities are endless.
Call me when there is a girl power company dealing with this snafu.

Checkmate I'm tiring of pussy privilege.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Dear Seattle Washington

Or any other nascent commie commune.
Don't ever go half retard.
When you pass economically suicidal laws go full retard.
May I suggest next time you artificially raise wages add in criminal penalties for any layoffs or going out of business situations maybe even the death penalty in certain circumstances such as the owners are gun owners or freedom lovers in any sense of the word.
Also when you pass confiscatory income taxes on a certain class of income earners you also outlaw moving out of your city.
I would suggest a wall but clearly walls have never worked in all of human history.YMMV.
These suggestions would work everywhere even states or countries.
For those states/countries looking for concrete solutions to your self inflicted duress I suggest full retard pronto.
There you can now have all kinds of free shit.
It's a beautiful thing just ask any Venezuelan.

Monday, July 10, 2017

Great another fucking study

Patients whose emergency surgeries are delayed have higher chance of dying:study

Patients whose emergency surgeries are delayed due to a lack of operating room resources have an increased risk of death or a need for extra recovery time in hospital, a Canadian study suggests.
Researchers at the Ottawa Hospital found surgical delays for patients with serious injuries or life-threatening conditions such as a hip fracture, appendicitis or an aneurysm had almost a 60 per cent higher risk of dying compared to those who received more timely treatment.
The study, published Monday in the Canadian Medical Association Journal, showed that patients who didn't get into the OR within a standard time frame for their condition had an almost five per cent risk of dying, compared to a 3.2 per cent risk for those whose surgeries weren't delayed.
On average, delayed-surgery patients also stayed in hospital after their operation 1.1 days longer and cost the hospital $1,409 more than patients who did not have to wait.
"For the first time, we have strong evidence that the sooner you get to the operating room for an emergency surgery, the better off you are, regardless of your condition before surgery," said senior author Dr. Alan Forster, vice-president of quality, performance and population health at the Ottawa Hospital.

No shit huh?Whodathunkit?
Maybe they could have used the money spent on this study doing some emergency surgeries.
I think the problem of delayed surgeries could be solved by firing the vice-president of quality,performance and population health and all his deputy undersecretaries of quality,performance and population health and all the other hangers on to the organizational chart of gubmint "healthcare"  and using that money for surgeries.
But then we would miss out on Captain Obvious moments we all love like this one.
"Lack of operating room resources"is gubmint speak for running out of other peoples money.
It's strange that always happens everywhere where shit is "free"
Must be more of that bad luck I keep hearing about.
Fucking study takers too bad they couldn't get some of that sweet delayed emergency surgery and die.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

You fucked up you trusted the government

Are goats taking jobs from union workers?

A battle is brewing at Western Michigan University this summer between a group of hungry goats and a labor union.
The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.
"AFSCME takes protecting the jobs of its members very seriously and we have an agreed-upon collective bargaining agreement with Western Michigan," said Union President Dennis Moore. "We expect the contract to be followed, and in circumstances where we feel it's needed, we file a grievance."
The grievance alleges that the university did not notify the union that it was planning to use goat crews on campus, according to a chief steward report supplied to the Battle Creek Enquirer.

 I have it on good authority these goats self-identify as human.
Goats are people too asshole.
Therefore we must respect their decision to do work Americans won't do.
Even if some union clock watchers have to sit home on unemployment.
We are a nation of goats and I for one will not stand by while speciesists use human privilege to deny these fine goats the ability to provide for their families.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Dear Anonymous

My mom has something to say to you.

She also said suck her dick.
She has a gloryhole so you can be anonymous like the pussy you are.
Butthurt over a blog post is not very manly honey it must be a heavy flow month.
Some peoples kids I swear.

Sunday, July 2, 2017


I was told there would never be water in California ever again.

Lake Tahoe nears maximum capacity as snow melt adds 12 billion gallons of water

 A heat wave that has been impacting the western United States has thawed out snowpack on the Sierra Nevada and poured more than 12 billion gallons of water into Lake Tahoe.
High temperatures in South Lake Tahoe, California, were above 80 degrees from June 16 to 25, according to meteorologist Linda Lam. Temperatures reached 90 degrees on June 19, setting a new daily record. Through June 26, it has been the fourth warmest June on record in the area. The extended heat wave accelerated the snow melt of the above-average snowpack in the northern and central Sierra Nevada mountains.
Currently, the lake is at 6,229 feet, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. The water level sits 6 inches above the natural rim of the lake which is at 6,223 feet. 

Lying liars telling lies they must work for CNN.
It's a good thing too I was really worried about those delta smelts.
There's a link to a story about 2 billion people becoming climate refugees by 2100.
I'm not going out on a limb here by stating it'll never happen.
Only gubmints could do something like that.
If you told me there would be that number because of commies,7th century savages or sundry other kleptocrats and liberals I would believe you.
I wish there was a climate book in Vegas on predictions I could get rich even on the odds I would get on all the doomsday predictions.

Saturday, July 1, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Jacksonville man sits on gun shoots self in penis

A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver's seat of his car, police said.
WJXT reported that Cedrick Jelks, 38, was taken to Memorial Hospital by Shanekia Roberts, 25, who told police that Jelks was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom.
She said she followed him and saw that he had a gunshot wound to his penis, so she took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.
She said Jelks told her he sat on the gun, which accidentally went off.

I'm calling bullshit on Cedrick's story.
At least he came up with something besides the ole cleaning the gun trick.
Some peoples kids.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Killingly man started kitchen fire with marijuana

A Killingly man is facing drug-related charges after state police say he started a kitchen fire with marijuana in his oven Saturday afternoon.
At 6:30 p.m., police said the Dayville Fire Department was summoned to 480 Hartford Pike, Apt. 4 on reports of an oven fire.
Once the fire was extinguished, an investigation revealed there was a large amount of marijuana inside the oven, police said.
Chad Michael Hustus, 21, of Furnace Street, was charged with possession of more than a half-ounce of cannabis and possession of marijuana with intent to sell.
He was released on a $10,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in Danielson Superior Court on June 20. 

Patience is definitely a virtue in these situations.
Some string a fan a little time= dry bud.
My guess is the bong hits made him sleepy and he forgot the buds in the oven.
Sometimes reality meets the myth.
Some peoples kids.