Showing posts with label weed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weed. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Sunday, September 4, 2016

I'm triggered by this stereotypical advertisement

Just because I smoke marijuana doesn't mean I like pizza.
And insinuating I need free pizza is an obvious variation on the stoners are lazy and unemployed slackers.
That I have to deal with this prejudice and backwardness is an indictment of all unstoned americans.
Shame on you all.............
What should I do?

A) Suck it up and grow a pair

B)Start "Stoned Lives Matter"

C)Report these bigots to the DOJ division of special snowflakes and the SPLC.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

No shit huh

Former Bulls guard says 80% of NBA players smoke weed

Jay Williams thinks the NBA needs to get with the times when it comes to marijuana, and allow players to use it without punishment.
The former Chicago Bulls guard-turned NBA analyst told that 75 to 80 percent of players use the drug, which he believes is much safer than the narcotic painkillers that many athletes are prescribed.

Another in a long line of whodathunkits.
It's like saying 80% of tower hands are stoners.
I thought it was a given.
Still I think 80 is low.
That is all.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

It's that time!

Drop yer cocks and grab your socks maggots.
Coffee and a joint what better way to start the day.
Blowjob would be good but you can't always get what you want.

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Wanna impress me

Quit inhaling and exhaling.

Paul McCartney says he's stopped smoking marijuana

Paul McCartney says he has given up marijuana after many years of indulgence and now prefers wine or "a nice margarita."
The former Beatle told the Daily Mirror he doesn't want to set a bad example for his children and grandchildren by using marijuana. He said Saturday his decision is "a parent thing."

Why this is news is beyond me.
I may have been a tad harsh with the headline and follow up.
Paul has every right to do as he damn well pleases.
But he used one of those to hoist Linda on us so some incoming is due.
Personally I would counsel his grandkids to not drink or smoke marijuana or listen to Wings albums.
Methinks his new crip old lady disapproves of the ganja and he figures he'll go big and scold.
Don't worry Sir Paul I'll try to pick up your slack asshole.
Some peoples heroes.

Monday, May 4, 2015

Not unless he's got some weed

I used to work with a Jesus we called him Jesus.Pissed him off real good.
Jesus had the best weed.