Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Friday, August 18, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Florida woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line,swims away with lure

A Florida fisherman got quite the catch Tuesday -- but it happened to be an intoxicated 22-year-old woman instead of a prized fish, according to police.

Authorities were called to the St. Johns County Pier at 6 p.m. after a fisherman said a woman bit his fishing line and swam off with his lure, Action News Jax reported.
The fisherman told deputies that Alexandria Turner, 22, appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed at him, according to a police report.
The 22-year-old woman then allegedly bit the fishing line and swam away with the rigging.

A true mermaid whodathunkit.
If I was fishing I'd probably be drinking something so probably a keeper for me YMMV.
I'm kinda slutty like that.
Gotta be the water cuz when I'm in Florida I always feel crazy.
Some peoples kids man.

Sunday, August 6, 2017

You keep using that word "man"

I don't think it means what you think it does.

Vegan cafe charges 18% "man tax" to address wage gap

The Handsome Her shop, in Melbourne, Australia, had hoped to shine a light on the gender pay gap with its controversial new rules.
Owner Alex O’Brien, who is also a feminist, told the Broadsheet website: ‘I do want people to think about it, because we’ve had this (pay discrepancy) for decades and decades and we’re bringing it to the forefront of people’s minds.
‘I like that it is making men stop and question their privilege a little bit.’

I'm sure the cafe was built by pure girl power.
What self respecting "man" would eat there.
I sense a true money maker opportunity here.  
There could be true girl power products only.
Think about it there are all kinds of virtue signalling products and services.
The possibilities are endless.
Call me when there is a girl power company dealing with this snafu.

Checkmate I'm tiring of pussy privilege.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

I dunno maybe an air chisel or grinder

I suggest having a set of these handy 

They got me out of a jam once.
Long story but I didn't have the lock socket in the car.
Who needs men anyways,right?

Sunday, March 12, 2017

You don't hear that everyday

Chicago woman accused of killing boyfriend by pouring bleach down his throat

A 24-year-old Chicago woman was charged with killing her boyfriend by forcing him to drink bleach.
Chicago police say Yasmine Elder, 24, got into a fight with Darrius Ellis, 26, while sitting in a van early Monday morning, according to the Chicago Tribune.
Investigators believe that around 1:45 a.m. Elder wrestled with Ellis and forced him to lie on his back, then poured bleach on him, some of which went down his throat.
During a court hearing Thursday, prosecutors said Elder laughed when she was confronted by a witness after the incident and informed the victim might die, the Chicago Tribune reported.

That's some real hate there.
Sugar and spice and all that.
Some peoples old ladies I swear.